"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"
by khinsaia February 16, 2010
Get the Tennessee Log Jammer mug.An extremely well thought out sex act that requires advance planning. You begin by dropping a medium to large sized deuce in the toilet. Take said deuce out of the toilet, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer for 6 hours. After the deuce is thoroughly frozen, take it out and give it to your girlfriend. She then takes the deuce and proceeds to masturbate with it. As the deuce thaws, it slowly deteriorates and clogs up her pussy... hence the log jamming action.
Damian1381 convinced his girlfriend to take part in a Louisiana Log Jammer session with him. Three days later, she came down with a yeast infection.
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Get the Tom-Tom-Longhammer mug.Involving two men and a ladder. Both men anally insert either end of the ladder while masturbating.
First one to cum gets to keep the ladder. The loser licks the ladder clean.
First one to cum gets to keep the ladder. The loser licks the ladder clean.
Ben and Ollie went to B&Q to try out the tennesee log jammer.
Ollie: "Unlucky Ben, looks like you've lost again!"
Ben: "Yummy!"
Ollie: "Unlucky Ben, looks like you've lost again!"
Ben: "Yummy!"
by neez123456789 November 13, 2017
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1. A complicated sexual maneuver requiring 3 men and one women. With a ladder two men climb up the ladder and the women arches her body beneath the ladder. Resembling a common log jammer, then the men take consecutive dumps on her back and with the the natural "channel". Conformed of her spine the "logs" will go down. Finally the third man waits at the end with his mouth open to receive the logs.
2. When you take a large enough dump that clogs up the bathroom.
3. A standard facility in Tennessee's lumberjack industry.
1. A complicated sexual maneuver requiring 3 men and one women. With a ladder two men climb up the ladder and the women arches her body beneath the ladder. Resembling a common log jammer, then the men take consecutive dumps on her back and with the the natural "channel". Conformed of her spine the "logs" will go down. Finally the third man waits at the end with his mouth open to receive the logs.
2. When you take a large enough dump that clogs up the bathroom.
3. A standard facility in Tennessee's lumberjack industry.
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Tennessee log jammer
Guy 1#: Hey did you get the ladder?
Guy 2#: Yeah, steel, so it can hold us both!
Guy 1#: I cant wait for the Tennessee Log Jammer tonight
Guy 2#: Its gonna be sweet
Guy 3: Do I get to eat the sh!#t this time?
Guy 1 and guy 2: Its you turn, that ours sliding dumps from the girls back enter your mouth.
Tennessee log jammer
Guy 1#: Hey did you get the ladder?
Guy 2#: Yeah, steel, so it can hold us both!
Guy 1#: I cant wait for the Tennessee Log Jammer tonight
Guy 2#: Its gonna be sweet
Guy 3: Do I get to eat the sh!#t this time?
Guy 1 and guy 2: Its you turn, that ours sliding dumps from the girls back enter your mouth.
by Don McMillan and Co, February 15, 2010
Get the Tennessee Log Jammer mug.When a girl is about to take a shit and you stick your penis inside her ass before she takes a shit.
Bro:Aye how did it go with Melissa last night?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?
Guy:We tried doing the Log Jammer
Bro:Did it work?
Guy:You want to smell my dick?
by colla93 October 30, 2011
Get the Log Jammer mug.The Tennesse Log Jammer is the act of fucking a girl doggie style while simultaneously stuffing a dildo in her poop shute.
"Man I was railing her doggie style and decided to reach over onto her night stand and give her the ole' Tennesse Log Jammer!"
by SMPrider February 15, 2010
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