locker room loiterer

the act of using locker rooms as a hang out and for purposes other than changing clothes and showering.

Did you see that man in the YMCA locker room? His dick was so old and decrepit.

Man, thats gay as hell. I thought I told you to stop being a locker room loiterer.

C'mon dude, he was flossing his asshole with his towel and blow drying his ballsack.

That doesn't matter.

by TwentyFiveToLife March 3, 2011

Locker Room of the Super Bowl

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....

Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....

by B. Hanback January 17, 2009

Locker Room Cock (LRC)

An 8+ inch cock, when soft, that will obviously blow away the competition in the locker room.

Elric and Brian were taking a shower with the varsity football team after practice, and when we whipped it out, someone yelled and pointed, "Damn!! You guys both have a Locker Room Cock (LRC)!"

by Dave Mitchells February 21, 2006

Locker Room Mentality

When one is so entirely convinced by their own straightness that they are comfortable acting extremely sexual with someone of the same gender.

Ex. Jocks slapping each other on the ass after a good game, giving the homie a goodnight kiss, Kellyanne Conway

Alex: Did you see Brennan flirting with Joe yesterday?
Lucas: Yeah, dont worry, that's just locker room mentality.

by certifiedstinky February 28, 2021

Locker Room Talk

The crude, vulgar, offensive and often sexual trade of comments guys pass to each other, usually in high school locker rooms. Exists solely for the purpose of male comedy and is not meant to be taken seriously.

Jenny overheard me calling her a cum dumpster when I was out with the guys last night. I told her it was just locker room talk and she totally forgot about it.

by SpyderNinja July 29, 2009

Locker Room Gay

When a bunch of men get in a closed confined space and must get naked for more than 5 minutes, and begin to do things they normally wouldn't do that is only acceptable in the confines of the locker room. See Jail Gay

Me: I swear that dudes Locker Room Gay.
D: Wooooooooooo!
*D Jumps out Naked twirling penis*
Me: You watch way to much meet spin.

by Brandon Mitchell of 301 January 27, 2009

Locker Room Tumble Weed

When a male or female shaves their pubic hair in a locker room and forgets to clean up the mess letting the hair ball up and roll around the floor due to a light breeze.

We were just sitting in the locker room when all of a sudden a Locker Room Tumble Weed rolled past our feet.

by Vpapabear January 15, 2011