1.Meaning to lock a magazine or clip of live ammo into a weapon and then load the first round into the chamber by pulling back the charging handle and letting it fly forward, picking up the first round from the magazine on it's way.
2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.
2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.
1.I loaded the shells into the shotgun and I pulled back the slide and said "Lock n' Load!"
2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".
2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".
by rallala June 2, 2008

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.
Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.
by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

by Val December 5, 2004

Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.
by jibjabber November 5, 2008

Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.
by 8david8 July 31, 2016

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!
As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"
by DC July 13, 2004

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?
Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.
by Sexydimma October 4, 2024
