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Hotel Lobby

A euphimism for "mind your own business". Mainly used by bros who can't speak on something their friend did without breaking the bro code. Originated from people on vacation who saw others (mainly those on business trips) in the hotel lobby engaging in behaviour that they most likely would not want anyone knowing about (particularly their spouses/families).
Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo that chick in the dress is snuffling a lot, and is getting way too feely with that guy who's clearly a male escort. She hasn't even taken off her wedding ring yet.
Girl 1: Ay man, hotel lobby. I'd hate to be her husband though.

Example 2:

Bro 1: Man that frat party last night was wild, we gotta do that next weekend!
Bro 2: Is it true that Bro 3 had a threeway? His girlfriend wouldn't stop texting him asking him where he was and all she got was an 8 ball pool!
Bro 1: If you wanna know, you gotta ask him yourself man. Hotel Lobby.
by TrapstarK September 6, 2021
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Lobby Squatter

A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.
That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.
by Pub flea October 2, 2015
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lobby kid

Just straight up cringy people who don't know if they want to be emo or not.
I hate my life, I wear all black clothes, I have suicidal thoughts, but Im not emo, im a lobby kid.
by ThatDude23547 January 12, 2017
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Lazy Lobby

People who wait until the last possible moment to start work, don't manage to do it and lobby the teacher for extension dates. They generally lobby their educational institution for extensions and cancelations instead of actually getting to work.
John: I hope the Lazy Lobby manages to cancel the Math test next week.
George: I knew it! You support the Lazy Lobby in their mischief!
Steve: The Lazy Lobby has no shame.
by Clanky typewriter May 23, 2021
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mw2 lobbys

a game where a bunch of 18 year olds hit 360's every second and any squeaker to speak will get fucked over in any lobby
Sweat #1: Hey, do you rember mw2 lobbys

Sweat #2:yeah man they were great

*flash back*

squeaker: hello anyone have a mic?

The lobby: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SQUEAKY TOY
by Thicc spirt main November 18, 2019
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cod lobby

the main breeding ground of aidens, josephs and future woman beaters. enter at own risk
"Hey have you seen that guys Joseph? I bet he was raised in a COD lobby. Probably gonna beat his girl Jia today!"
"Yeah, kids raised in COD lobbies are a different breed."
by loliwa September 15, 2020
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Libbuh

1. (n.) the chin-dragging neanderthal of the 21st century.

2. What one says when one is being a chin-dragging neanderthal.
1. God, Daniel, stop being such a Libbuh.

2. Denise: Daniel, look at that Hannah Montana shirt that girl is wearing!!
Daniel: (jumps up and down) LIBBUH! LIBBUH!
by RustyOldBastard January 17, 2009
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