1. a weasely, neurotic pseudo-castrati who pokes at people from afar with in-jokes that are so far in they're fighting to make it past the O-RING.
2. a hunk of dirt, nut-shaped

Blinker is a muthafuckin' LOAM NUT, YO.

loam nut by TemporalFlux April 7, 2003

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Loammi

A super pretty, gorgeous, amazing girl! Loammi has great hair, a great personality, and she's extremely nice! Loammi is the best person you can be friends with, she's awesome!

Girl 1: Man, I'm so lucky to have a friend like Loammi!
Girl 2: I know, right! She's so perfect!
Everybody: WE LOVE LOAMMI LAM BARRETO!!

Loammi by umhiiii February 16, 2013

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Loamy

A description of a person who is equally hot, cute, and handsome/beautiful. Developed from the “Loam Model of Attractiveness” which charts people based on whether they are perceived as cute, hot, or handsome/beautiful much in the way soil is determined using proportions of sand, silt, and clay, with loam at the center of the chart indicating a healthy mix of all three.

Person 1: Did you see that person? They were attractive as hell!
Person 2: I know! They were soooo loamy.
Person 1: *drools*

Loamy by Hughey July 23, 2021

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Free-loamer

Commanding the letting loose of a previously constrained person or animal.
To let something or someone loose to roam free.

The dog has been stuck in van for 3 hours, free-loamer!

Free-loamer by Justin Bustin' Rocks April 17, 2009

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