Llamasexual

When you're attracted to llamas very very much and you love them!

Twaimz is Llamasexual

Me and twaimz are Llamasexual

by LlamasBitch March 10, 2015

leaping llamas

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.

Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"

by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008

Lanascherrywine

The best Lana Del Rey fan page on tiktok.

I love lanascherrywine, she is so sweet.

by Beatrice Smurfendook June 22, 2021

Llangston

A heterosexual man who is cool, flamboyant, flirty, and has a feministic personality who has no trouble with the ladies but still needs to have at least a couple men on the side to be his bitch and grope whenever he pleases.

A.K.A - A heterosexual man whore.

Guy 1 - "Look at that guy with all the ladies around him. How is he so lucky?"
Guy 2 - "It's cause hes a Llangston man, I'd watch my junk though cause hes eyeing you up too."
Guy 1 - "Oh sh*t, a Llangstons' after me. I'm both scared and strangely aroused by his deep and piercing gaze into my soul."

by Bored_Guy_07 February 8, 2010

alexis llamas

AKA Llamas/Teen Jesus.....undefinably the greatest person to ever walk the Earth. She is capable of talents she has no recognition of yet, yet she will part red seas and turn water into wine. She will dine on waves of divine light, as she sits upon baby duck feathers. "Is she even real?" I question my sanity as I bask in the glory of her greatness. She is the most brilliant creation of our fine creator, God.

I can't believe Alexis Llamas is standing hear. I want to cry.

by thewebster1996 October 10, 2013

Haziel Llanes

The most perfect in every form god like human Being with immortal qualities and divine energy

“Did u meet Haziel Llanes ”.

“Yes he’s perfect and is god”

by Ernest people .com🤮♾ February 25, 2021

Llamasexual

A furry metrosexual with a propensity towards llamas.

"Matt is such a llamasexual. The envy of every man, the nightmare of every llama."

by Lauren October 26, 2004