Lithuania 

An ex-soviet state who hate Russia and will kick your ass in basketball. Also, they drink so much their digestive systems acid turns into mead. Don't fuck around with a Lithuanian. They are SUPER patriotic.

Person 1: Who the hell is that guy shooting half-courts whilst drinking beer!?
Person 2: He's Lithuanian.

Lithuania by 69_Pawnshop_69 April 22, 2021

Lithuania 

Lithuania is a beautiful country and its surounded by water, latvia, belarus, russia and poland.

David: Hey did you ever go to lithuania

Carl: No, why

David: Because its awesome

Lithuania by Godman447 August 26, 2019

Lithuania 

see Kadzis; Best country in the world; NOT located in Africa (actually located closer to Russia in the slavic region)

shlava hogan majur tonzaniou

Lithuania by ECK FreeWilly September 17, 2004

Lithuania 

Small country in eastern europe that was like all the slavic countries occupied by the soviets. They gained their independance and now proceed to hate Russia along with the rest of eastern europe. Very nice country with educated people and a crazy murder rate.

Lithuania dislikes Russia for legitimate reasons.

Lithuania by the angry mexican October 19, 2005

Lithuania 

Lithuania is a country located in Northern Europe and is surrounded by Latvia to the North, Poland to the South, Belarus to the East and Russia (Kaliningrad) to the West. This country loves basketball so much that even 1 month old babies can learn/play. Not only that, this country has one of the highest suicide rates in Europe and it was fucked by Poland during the PLCW

People from Lithuania are good at basketball!

Lithuania by not_lan ! ? September 16, 2022

Lithuania 

a homophobic, transmofobic, racist country somewhere in Europe. people here are stuck in 1950s if not earlier.

here in lithuania we love šašlykai, cepekai, šaltibarsčiai and the best one - adidas marozai.
people here are grumpy and mad.
it rains here a lot, thats why it's named Lietuva (lietus-va as in rain-here)

we are trying our hardest to grow our gen z to not be as disrespectful as the rest of the people.
it's a really beautiful country tho.. you should visit vilnius old town or our forests (when the panini is over)

-ahh im so proud to be lithuanian
*sarcasm*

-yeah i live in lithuania
-bad for you

Lithuania by directioner928lol March 4, 2021

lithuania 

A small drinking country with a big basketball problem.

Person 1: Hey, biciuli, wanna watch some basketball?
Person 2: No, you pyzda, I just got back from Lithuania. I'm still drunk.

lithuania by matas August 14, 2006