non-listener

A NON-LISTENER is simply a selfish twat who utterly refuses to listen to ANYONE, even their own children, family, friends, etc. Incredibly selfish in their existence, they will blow off even the most caring and appreciative folks in their life. Also commonly found to abuse alcohol, which exacerbates their monumental NON-LISTENING. They can usually HEAR you, but do not LISTEN.

Also refers to children who do not LISTEN properly and pay attention. In most cases, it has been found that NON-LISTENER children do not LISTEN because their parents DO NOT LISTEN.

"That piss-drunk cock is a real and genuine NON-LISTENER."

"Motherfucker won't even listen to his own son on the phone, total non-listener."

"That little peckerhead doesn't listen because his parents do not listen. Non-listener!"

by Merrillizer January 28, 2017

Hits Listener

A person that only listens to the most popular tracks by a band or artist. The main audience for psuedo-indie bands and/or electronic musicians.

Person 1: "Hey, have you listened to Ariel Pink's latest?"

Person 2: "No I haven't, but I'll download their discography and listen to the first three tracks in order of popularity on Last.Fm - then I'll tell you."

Person 1: "You big Hits Listener."

by BlackPenguinPants December 20, 2010

Weezer Listener

a slur for white people
typically a bland or stereotypical Californian, who sometimes but not always listens to weezer

guy: did you break up with brad?
girl: yeah i couldn't stand him he was such a Weezer Listener

by 19inchCockdmme April 1, 2020

Good listener

Someone who is really good at listening to other and helping with problems and giving advice, but can also show signs of loneliness and fake happiness. These people need to be listened to as well.

I am a good listener but feel as though no one listens to me.

by Nuada December 18, 2012

AaSiMaR Listener

Typically referred to as Listener-San, AaSiMaR Listener is the name for whoever is being talked to in an ASMR roleplay. They are generally portrayed as an extremely kind person to the point it leaves many people baffled by their existence. They are often shown passive enough to strike up conversation with a stranger who woke them up sneaking into their house like they were invited, accepting enough to not question the existence of any sort of supernatural creature for more than 10 seconds, naïve enough to accept an engagement from someone they just met, to give a few examples. There are many instances of them seeing normally invisible beings like ghosts and they rarely are shown to be incapable of such.

Youtube comments on a video where AaSiMaR Listener found a strange book:
Commenter: How the heck did this guy manage to accidently summon a succubus and then make her fall in love within 15 minutes?!
Reply: That's just Listener-San for ya.

by WDinATX January 5, 2022

Untrue Listener

When one Scrobble more songs than is possible, given the maximum time that can be used to listen to music daily, to gain more respect from your last.fm friends.

F: Hey, dude, why do you play mp3's, even when you're not at home?
O: Oh, just to get a higher scrobble count on last.fm
F: You are a freaking Untrue Listener, you bastard!

by Überbarista May 18, 2011

belly listener

A person who gets turned on by stomach growls

Stephanie: Im hungry...I feel like my belly is going to rumble

Carl: Can I listen?

Stephanie: Yeah sure.

Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*

Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*

Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?

Stephanie: Sure thing!

Carl: Can I listen to you eat?

Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?

Carl: Indeed I am

by Werido fred June 2, 2011