lisbon

the way non-portuguese spell lisboa...
The city is named lisboa, not lisbon... even the damn tourism misspells it, probably becuase its "hard" to pronounce.
Its not... dont disrespect my country and say lisbon

Wop: hey man, im going to lisbon for holidays!
Porkchop: Shut up fez, ull get ur ass kicked if u call it that in portugal

by The_Dark_Side July 8, 2005

Lisbonym

A lisbonym, or lisbon, is a slang term for a lesbian.

Greta Thunberg: *posts a picture of her in the city of Lisbon, captioned 'Lisbon'*
Commenter: Congrats on coming out queen!

Person A: I'm a lisbonym!
Person B: We support you

by lisbonym October 28, 2021

New Lisbon

The worst fucking town ever found in the world. In the middle of god fore-saken nowhere that sucks ass. Totally dead end, nothing to do, and right next the second worse town ever, Necedah. The only cool person there is a freshmen actor and filmmaker.

New Lisbon sucks.

Hell yeah it does.

by TheSaintJimmy February 27, 2011

to pull a lisbon

To unalive yourself, catching other people (canonically - men) off guard when they find your dead body, possibly traumatizing them, so they're never able to forget about it, just like Lisbon sisters did in the movie "Virgin Suicides".

- I heard Jane tried to pull a lisbon on her boyfriend last night.

- It's true, he found her just in time to prevent it.

by manicpixiedream September 13, 2022

lisbon

Lisbon - A city whose native population are largely thieves. Readers Digest planted "dropped" wallets in 16 western cities, twelve in each city, each with $50, family photo and phone number of the "owner". They kept track of how many of the wallets were returned by the finders. Helsinki, Finland was most honest with 11 out of 12 returned. Lisbon was least honest with 1 out of 12 wallets returned. But it turns out, the single returned wallet was returned by tourists from Holland!

That town turned out to be a real Lisbon!

by Research Boy September 17, 2017

Lisbon

A crappy town in northern New Hampshire. It mainly consists of run-down apartment buildings and a factory where the mafia burns its debtors. There is a wire mill, but just give it time, it will be assimilated. Most men look like they've answered "Yes" on all drug tests and own at least a nation's worth of firearms. And almost every woman looks like they received plastic surgery from a head-on collision bus. And for the kids, one look and you'll instinctively reach for your pocket to make sure your wallet's still there. Alternatively, it can be used as an insult.

Example One: Hey, stay off this road; it brings you to Lisbon.

Example Two: Shut up, you Lisbon ass, boarding pass, passing gas piece of trash.

by Northeastern Pinko November 5, 2020

new lisbon

gangsta's paradise.

Person 1: Yo G', you from N-town?

Person 2: new lisbon shit is dope.

by ja;lksjdfaksd December 29, 2010