liquidiction

the addiction to liquid consumed, usually alcohol.

man, that guy just can't please his liquidiction.

by bendi March 12, 2008

Liquidating Assets

The body's natural response to unwanted material inside of it by ejecting it out of one's ass in a less than formal manner.

To eat a food that causes painful diarrhea or soup ass.

I'm sorry I never made it to your party, after I went to taco bell my assets were liquidating all night.

Someone at school put ex-lax in Chad's drink, leaving him with liquidating assets during biology, forcing an evacuation of the class because of his runny asshole.

by Chief Fat Cock April 12, 2011

dream liquidator

One who destroys the hopes and aspirations of another.

I'm going to run a 5 minute mile even though you say I am too slow and out of shape. Stop being such a dream liquidator!

by alo3000 October 15, 2013

lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter

Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020

liquidacious

very liquidy but having a cool effect

The blue martini had a liquidacious look to it

by Jenn Lynn January 9, 2006

Liquidization

The art of inserting your liquids into another object, person, or place.

Mrs. Guilbert let us exchange our liquids in science by the art of liquidization.

There was a rally today on the subject of liquidization; should it be legal or not?

by fuzzythebunny June 26, 2018

Liquidator Brunt

Rhyming slang for cunt. Named for Star Trek character, Liquidator Brunt FCA, who is notorious for showing up just to be a douchebag to Quark.

Some guy: Hey, did you get a load of that guy? His name must be Liquidator Brunt.

A pissed off Trekkie: Hey, Liquidator Brunt, what is your problem?

by Hughesation January 5, 2019