When a female crouches down, and drags her labia across ones face. The female equivalent of the timeless classic, tea bagging.
Scooter: Dude how was your date with Consuela last night?
Rod: Weird, she was giving me the old camel toe slide, but then she shifted her cooch up to my face and lip glossed me.
Rod: Weird, she was giving me the old camel toe slide, but then she shifted her cooch up to my face and lip glossed me.
by asexmanFILM March 25, 2010
Once you bust a nut in some chick you take the tip of your dick and rub it on her lips like it's a stick of lip gloss.
by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009
Yo is dat a skeet skeet stain on ya jeans and jersey?
Nah, dats lip gloss. I was gettin all Monica Lewinsky wit dis chicken head jump off last night in da back of Toys R' Us.
Nah, dats lip gloss. I was gettin all Monica Lewinsky wit dis chicken head jump off last night in da back of Toys R' Us.
by Profesor December 02, 2005
by Dj Welfare November 07, 2006
by Dj Welfare November 07, 2006
The “Lip Gloss” is the female version of the male’s “Tea Bag”. The female waits for her prey to pass out from bad decisions, then proceeds to dunk the JJ flaps on the victim’s lips and rubs them vigorously on the unsuspecting victim. Also not limited to male prey, the female is heartless cold species who feeds on souls.
by LeroyLooselips October 23, 2017
After you get finished violating a girl from the pooper, take you shit covered dick and rub it on her lips as if applying lip gloss.
by atoevan September 19, 2008