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Sleepy Lincoln

I woke up at 1am last night and took a sleepy Lincoln.
by Hiawatha’s Song June 19, 2020
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linum

linum is an adjective that is used to describe young people who have good knowledge about money and invest already at a young age.
Marc is pretty linum, he uses a budgeting app and already has a depot.
by AlexHLD May 14, 2021
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linecook dick

Typically describing a skinny, broke white male who works back of house and may or may not be tattooed, this man has unlocked the secrets to sex. I don't know how because he most certainly did not graduate and skipped sex ed, but he will have you speaking in tongues.

He doesn't have a bedframe, he's probably an alcoholic, he smokes Marlboro Red 100s, and his tv is on the floor. And he will fuck you in positions you've never even thought of.

Linecook dick is not exclusive to straight people. Any man regardless of sexuality can have linecook dick.
"Wow, Jason is so hot. And he works back of house so you KNOW he got that linecook dick.
"Ugh, you're so right. And he looks like he's skinny and dying. That dick would be A1."
by wendysfofofo July 6, 2022
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Lincoln Park Trixie

A post-sorority girl in her early to mid-twenties, sports a Coach purse, oversized glasses and “Juicy” valor, seen en route to yoga (the easy kind), the day spa, shopping and then to Starbucks for a no whip, no foam, skim latte. She drives a Jetta (while sending a text message) to-and-from her overpriced studio apartment in Chicago’s Lincoln Park. Come sun-down, she scours the bars, Apple-Tini in hand, for a fiancé in the form of a day-trader, I-Banker or any other 6 figure income, generally named Chad or Todd and sporting a striped shirt.
Tad just proposed to some Lincoln Park Trixie he has known for 6 months. Yea the same one he met at a bar and cried for an hour when she spilled her Cosmo on her Coach purse.
by L. Graff February 25, 2008
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Swollbraham Lincoln

Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus
"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"
by BrendanIsHench December 6, 2013
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Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation)

it is when you're giving her an angry dragon with a twist.
instead of cum it is your piss that's coming out of her nose while your licking her asshole and striking her head against the bed's corner.
while with your MOM i Golden Angry Drago-Lincus (Furni-Hit variation) the shit out of her against the bed.
by DaddyDaou & Father GG July 7, 2023
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Lincolnshire Syndrome

A typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.
"you off to skeggy vegas on saturday yeahhh?"

- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer
by pradzor March 17, 2010
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