Till Lindemann

Singer for the German Industrial Band Rammstein

Till Lindemann : german-licious :P

by Evil Bella January 7, 2004

Till Lindemann

Lead singer of German indutrial techno-metal band, Rammstein. Sex god. Genius.

I don't care what you say, Till Lindemann is sexy.

by Peggy-Sue April 23, 2005

Till Lindemann

The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.

1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.

2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.

3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing

4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance

5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive

by AnarchyStocking June 22, 2011

Lineman

The hardest working players in American Football. They have to be strong: mentally and physically. They don't have to be the fastest or have the best hands. Where they work is the trenches where all the lineman are. They give up their bodies to protect the quarterback and make holes for the running back's

Quarterback: Damn my lineman keep me clean in the pocket. I'm thankful for that

by j_aldaz February 13, 2019

Till Lindemann

T he greatest living person on the planet, often regarded as God

Till Lindemann is God

by Salty Samurai September 10, 2004

Till Lindemann

Lead singer of German band Rammstein. He is mentioned in "The Holy Bible" many times as a character named "god." He can outswim anyone in the world. And he can can kick even Chuck Norris' balls off (he won't due to the fact that Till and Chuck go on emo hunting trips). In fact, if you are reading this Till is probably fucking your girlfriend. Do not try to prevent this, it will only end with your demise, mainly because if you try to kill Till, he will laugh, grab you buy the balls, crush them, and then continue banging your girlfriend, while you watch and cry like a bitch.

Emo-Owwwwww my head exploded while listening to "Sonne." Why?
Rammstein Fan - Because Till Lindemann's deep voice burrowed inside your head, through your ears, and commenced to beat your head's fucking ass.

by Kommisar Kowl August 30, 2008

till lindemann

What a male! Is he a human?
Think he's from Outer Space

Till Lindemann forever

by ganimed August 14, 2009