The newest Trump Inc. White House staffer who comes straight from 45’s mafia supply chain and whose nickname hangs with him from his early days when he was working in the porn industry.
Yeah, Fuckface Linguini is a rare gem, one of my most loyal friends who has steadily been on my payroll since the early 1980s when things really got booming for me.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

by phibzy f baby December 14, 2007

by Ocaris February 28, 2014

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.
Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"
George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."
George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."
by JP Arr March 5, 2013

Created by a stylish, party going Toronto man Andre De Luca in early April 2010 - The Loose Linguini is a loose and hip dance that involves the rhythmic and zen like flowing of your arms and shoulders until they actually become as loose as linguini making people remove their pants and yell out "Pow!" in pure amazement!
Did you see him bust the loose linguini on her? Pow! He's getting laid tonight! Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
by KROCK420 May 4, 2010

by J31 March 3, 2014

An online game played by massive wood division noobs who ragequit whenever they see who is laning against them.
Dont download it. If you have it, uninstall. Wait, that is not possible. You are addicted too.
Dont download it. If you have it, uninstall. Wait, that is not possible. You are addicted too.
by Average pasta connoisseur March 21, 2022
