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"who the fuck is linguini"
"i dont know"
linguini by hardened cock March 20, 2024
A language made by the linguinians. Common words include ro, xin, big pen/small pen, and big party.
This dude speaks linguini
Linguini by linguini master April 15, 2026

Linguini with Clam Sauce 

When a girl gives you head after having been in her pussy.
I gave her the Linguini with clam sauce after fucking her.

Linguini de Legendos 

An online game played by massive wood division noobs who ragequit whenever they see who is laning against them.
Dont download it. If you have it, uninstall. Wait, that is not possible. You are addicted too.
A: Wanna play some pasta today?
B: Some... what?
A: Some linguini de legendos?
B: Count me in!

linguini dick

Linguini dick is defined as removing the clap via the penis, bludgeoned by a large rubber mallet
Large rubber mallet smashed into penis=linguini dick
linguini dick by Ocaris February 28, 2014

Linguini Eastern 

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.
Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."
Linguini Eastern by JP Arr March 5, 2013