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ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
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Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
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oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long
by Daddy Daron September 8, 2018
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ling-di-long

To move slowly, often swaying somewhat from side to side, with no sense of urgency or purpose whatsoever.

Needs to be added as an adjective to a verb of motion, such as walk, amble, going etc.

However a person can also be described as ling-di-long. (See examples below)
Look at Roger walking ling-di-long to school! If he doesn't hurry up, he will be late, the idle toad!

Will you get a move on before you miss the bus, Miss Ling-di-long?
by w00fdawg October 10, 2005
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ling be long

A physically attractive Asian woman usually between the ages of 18-22 who will have sex with young black men,after sex she says "now its your turn" and she whips out her 12 inch dick and precedes to fuck the man,without his approval.
ling be long fucked me hard last night.
by ling ling 3464 May 7, 2018
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Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
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Linglongcurry muncher

It means when ur having sex and haveing curry at a the same time and mis Coase is in it to with a dog
Linglongcurry Muncher My name is lily Janz and I am a linglongcurry I like big thing with mis Coase

It's mean have sex
by Tmadau November 3, 2016
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