lingerturd

1. When you stand up from the toilet after shitting and wiping your ass, and it feels like another piece of poop falls off your butt into the toilet.

2. The feeling of bewildered uncertainty during this event.

My last piece of toilet paper I used came up clean, but when I stood up, I felt a lingerturd go into the toilet.

by DownwithPublicToilets May 16, 2013

Linder

The americanized meal between lunch and dinner. Lunch typically 12pm to two, whereas dinner is six pm to seven, linder is ALWAYS 4 pm. Unless it goes until 5pm, or 4:30 depending the hunger pains.

Excuse me, I need to go get some linder it's almost 4:00pm.

by danimorganlizethan March 22, 2013

Linder

/noun/ A Detroit DJ who knows how to party and often rocks doubles with 12 inches of his own. a.k.a.-T. Linder. (see also: Lindered)

"Dude, did you catch Linder's set last night?"

by 313 May 27, 2003

Linder

The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of Detroit.

Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?

by Denis Baldwin June 3, 2004

lindered

when tom linder buys you a drink after youre already way too wasted.

i got lindered on my 21st birthday

by tree May 9, 2004

Linder

a ravenous penis eating machine that will stop at nothing to put an erect male reproductive organ in his mouth even if it is his own.

Some Linder satisfied my grandfather last night.

I hate it when Linders try to pick me up on the way home from school.

fag penis eater crotch muncher

by the big fat crazy ud guy April 8, 2009

Linderie

Pronounced (laun-du-RAY)

This is what women's clothing becomes once they have co-habitated with a man. Satin, silk, and lace, have a tendency to morph into cotton, flannel, and terry cloth.

Where the lingerie goes, I have no idea; so I'm thinking there's some sort of a fabric version of a reverse Midas Touch thing going on.

When I used to visit her apartment, she used to have a lot of lingerie, but now that I've moved in all I ever see is linderie.

by Atomic Honey November 14, 2010