An instagram page that posts the most wild conspiracies that make you question your whole life. She’s super pretty and is extremely nice.
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one of the biggest nuiscances in the gamefaqs pw boards, he made his biggest mistake to date when he joined the 1337 squad. has been pwned on sever occasions
liljon949 is retarded.
by Trent_Mercer January 3, 2005
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Stevenson: Everyone at this school thinks theyre the shit cause they come from "rich livonia" which is about as rich as Rich and Rare whiskey. they usually have a decent yet overrated hockey/football team and are known for talking excessive shit while running up their parents credit card debt. They had a nasty herpes outbreak in the 90s and continue to have most of the blood from their blood drive rejected due to STDs. Havin kids at graduation makes u cool
Churchill: The "in the middle" school. its not much more exciting than the city itself. their football team hasnt won a game in 78564 years (yet stevenson still gets a big ego booster from beating them) and their hockey was good but now it sucks
Franklin: Ohh boy This school has almost as high of standards as Clarenceville. nobody here makes more than 5 dollars a decade but they still manage to get fucked up every weekend. There was a fight there a few years back where a kid was airlifted to u of m (a place that no student of that school will ever attend) but not much came of it except street cred. Shitty/cheap drugs are easy to get at franklin
Stevenson: Everyone at this school thinks theyre the shit cause they come from "rich livonia" which is about as rich as Rich and Rare whiskey. they usually have a decent yet overrated hockey/football team and are known for talking excessive shit while running up their parents credit card debt. They had a nasty herpes outbreak in the 90s and continue to have most of the blood from their blood drive rejected due to STDs. Havin kids at graduation makes u cool
Churchill: The "in the middle" school. its not much more exciting than the city itself. their football team hasnt won a game in 78564 years (yet stevenson still gets a big ego booster from beating them) and their hockey was good but now it sucks
Franklin: Ohh boy This school has almost as high of standards as Clarenceville. nobody here makes more than 5 dollars a decade but they still manage to get fucked up every weekend. There was a fight there a few years back where a kid was airlifted to u of m (a place that no student of that school will ever attend) but not much came of it except street cred. Shitty/cheap drugs are easy to get at franklin
by ChildOfLivonia February 3, 2010
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As of 2006 the population stood just over 604,000. The city has many districts known as Areas. Areas are numbered, and range from one to fifty or more as the city grows - the City Centre is not numbered. The notable areas are;
City Centre- by far the most modern, developed area of Lilongwe. Many banks, diplomatic missions, exclusive hotels, airline offices and international corporate offices are located in City Centre.
Area 2: Old Town (North of A1) - Closest to the city centre; thriving commercial district, frequented primarily by locals; clothing, local food, western-style groceries, car parts, building supplies, vehicle repairs and accessories are available here; home to Lilongwe's main local market, three major mosques, and a sprawling mini-bus station.
Area 3 and Area 9: Old Town (West of A1) - West bank of the Lilongwe river; large, wealthy residential neighborhoods, expatriate bars, nice hotels, western style shopping and restaurants, private expatriate clinics.
Medium to low density residential areas are Areas 6, 12, 11, 43, 10, 44. There are also areas 15, and 18 which are medium to high density. Area 15 in particular has about 250 bangalows and houses the middle-class.
As of early 2007, Lilongwe has experienced a business boom as many businesses are relocating to Lilongwe, many of which were previously in Blantyre.
The city has 2 major football teams competing in the top division. These are Silver Strikers and Civo United, civo being the only lilongwe based team to win the super league title, the other being MDC United who are no longer in the top division.
Lilongwe is a beautiful city which is also very close to the country's top attraction, the Lake Malawi. So many tourists visiting the Lake mostly stop in Lilongwe for a couple of days before heading to the Lake side. There are 3 shopping malls and many grocery and accessory outlets throughout the city, mainly in area 3.
As of 2006 the population stood just over 604,000. The city has many districts known as Areas. Areas are numbered, and range from one to fifty or more as the city grows - the City Centre is not numbered. The notable areas are;
City Centre- by far the most modern, developed area of Lilongwe. Many banks, diplomatic missions, exclusive hotels, airline offices and international corporate offices are located in City Centre.
Area 2: Old Town (North of A1) - Closest to the city centre; thriving commercial district, frequented primarily by locals; clothing, local food, western-style groceries, car parts, building supplies, vehicle repairs and accessories are available here; home to Lilongwe's main local market, three major mosques, and a sprawling mini-bus station.
Area 3 and Area 9: Old Town (West of A1) - West bank of the Lilongwe river; large, wealthy residential neighborhoods, expatriate bars, nice hotels, western style shopping and restaurants, private expatriate clinics.
Medium to low density residential areas are Areas 6, 12, 11, 43, 10, 44. There are also areas 15, and 18 which are medium to high density. Area 15 in particular has about 250 bangalows and houses the middle-class.
As of early 2007, Lilongwe has experienced a business boom as many businesses are relocating to Lilongwe, many of which were previously in Blantyre.
The city has 2 major football teams competing in the top division. These are Silver Strikers and Civo United, civo being the only lilongwe based team to win the super league title, the other being MDC United who are no longer in the top division.
Lilongwe is a beautiful city which is also very close to the country's top attraction, the Lake Malawi. So many tourists visiting the Lake mostly stop in Lilongwe for a couple of days before heading to the Lake side. There are 3 shopping malls and many grocery and accessory outlets throughout the city, mainly in area 3.
tourist- ey yo im goin to the lake next saturday, where you think i should go till then?
local boy- chill in lilongwe man, go to area 3 and check out the old town. Then check out the city centre, theres alot of clubs down there.
tourist- aight dawg ill check it out.
local boy- chill in lilongwe man, go to area 3 and check out the old town. Then check out the city centre, theres alot of clubs down there.
tourist- aight dawg ill check it out.
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Shes also a total tomboy, shes always down for anything, the dirtier the better. And she's most likely really into a sport
She would be an amazing girlfriend and would treat you like a king or Queen, but shes hard to get because she thinks she's not good enough for anyone. And she also might be a little fruity...
She can be insecure sometimes and feels the need to be perfect but tries her best not to show it. She really cares what other people think of her but doesn't quite know why. You will probably never see her cry because she wants to act tough so you dont think little of her.
If you ever find a Lilyona never let her go cause she's special, you sure won't regret it.
Shes also a total tomboy, shes always down for anything, the dirtier the better. And she's most likely really into a sport
She would be an amazing girlfriend and would treat you like a king or Queen, but shes hard to get because she thinks she's not good enough for anyone. And she also might be a little fruity...
She can be insecure sometimes and feels the need to be perfect but tries her best not to show it. She really cares what other people think of her but doesn't quite know why. You will probably never see her cry because she wants to act tough so you dont think little of her.
If you ever find a Lilyona never let her go cause she's special, you sure won't regret it.
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