When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.
by awmm June 21, 2015
A elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Wielded by powerful foes, lightsabers are very power, and skillful weapons. They are used mainly by Jedi knights and other force sensitive beings. Lights can cut through nearly anything. Lightsabers require a kyber crystal to activate, beings wishing to build a laser sword must sought out these crystals. There are many lightsaber types; single blade, double blade, crossguard, etc.
by Rick and Morty Rick and Morty July 25, 2022
The lightsaber, also referred to as a laser sword by those who were unfamiliar with it, was a distinctive weapon, the very image of which was inextricably bound with the mythos of the Jedi Order and their polar opposites, the Sith. The lightsaber also became synonymous with the Jedi Order's values to uphold peace and justice throughout the galaxy. This perception endured, despite the many conflicts with lightsaber-wielding Sith and Dark Jedi.
The weapon consisted of a blade of pure plasma emitted from the hilt and suspended in a force containment field. The field contained the immense heat of the plasma, protecting the wielder, and allowed the blade to keep its shape. The hilt was almost always self-fabricated by the wielder to match his or her specific needs, preferences and style. The hilt was also built similarly to his or her master's lightsaber as a mark of respect. Due to the weightlessness of plasma and the strong gyroscopic effect generated by it, lightsabers required a great deal of strength and dexterity to wield, and it was extremely difficult—and dangerous—for the untrained to attempt using. However, in the hands of an expert of the Force, the lightsaber was a weapon to be greatly respected and feared. To wield a lightsaber was to demonstrate incredible skill and confidence, as well as masterful dexterity and attunement to the Force.
The weapon consisted of a blade of pure plasma emitted from the hilt and suspended in a force containment field. The field contained the immense heat of the plasma, protecting the wielder, and allowed the blade to keep its shape. The hilt was almost always self-fabricated by the wielder to match his or her specific needs, preferences and style. The hilt was also built similarly to his or her master's lightsaber as a mark of respect. Due to the weightlessness of plasma and the strong gyroscopic effect generated by it, lightsabers required a great deal of strength and dexterity to wield, and it was extremely difficult—and dangerous—for the untrained to attempt using. However, in the hands of an expert of the Force, the lightsaber was a weapon to be greatly respected and feared. To wield a lightsaber was to demonstrate incredible skill and confidence, as well as masterful dexterity and attunement to the Force.
by Twilight Piglet May 28, 2020
A neon-like colored hoodie. Colors like neon yellow, green, pink, blue, etc. Or a shirt that glows in the dark.
Guy 1: Yo, i'm diggin' that lightsaber you got. Where'd u get it?
Guy 2: This thing man? Thanks. I got it from Pacsun or one of those skate like shops around the mall yesterday.
Guy 2: This thing man? Thanks. I got it from Pacsun or one of those skate like shops around the mall yesterday.
by Master Control Program May 10, 2010
by fishnamedjack September 17, 2018
1. A fictional weapon from Star Wars, which resembles a sword, with the longer part glows.
2. A term used when the like/dislike bar in a video (usually Youtube) resembles a lightsaber, due to its shape. It should at least have a couple dislikes in a video with a good amount of likes to make one, and vice versa.
3. A slang for a penis.
2. A term used when the like/dislike bar in a video (usually Youtube) resembles a lightsaber, due to its shape. It should at least have a couple dislikes in a video with a good amount of likes to make one, and vice versa.
3. A slang for a penis.
1. My dad just bought me a lightsaber.
2. Dude, Hans' video just got some sort of lightsaber.
3. Oh my.... your lightsaber is that big!
2. Dude, Hans' video just got some sort of lightsaber.
3. Oh my.... your lightsaber is that big!
by LY Lee November 10, 2016
The sophisticated weapon of the Jedi and the Sith, unlike the barbaric blaster guns.
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek
by AYB March 7, 2003