Licking Spokes

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.

Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.

by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015

licking sugar

wasting time

stop licking sugar, we're late!

by notamedic May 6, 2013

licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019

Licking their Crotch

Response given to someone who is boasting or bragging about themselves.

Origin: Like a dog which licks itself in its crotch

Wow listen to her brag about herself; looks like someone is licking their crotch!

by tasuminagorashi December 27, 2019

licking carpet

The act of one lesbian licking another lesbians vagina.

Maggie: 'What were you doing last night then Lizzie, you look really tired...'
Lizzie: 'I was up licking carpet all night... And I only got $20 for it!'

by Allan Scott June 4, 2007

Licking the Alphabet

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).

Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.

by YAWA July 22, 2020

Licking Corn

Instead of giving a normal blow job, the girl licks/sucks the side of your cock like its a piece of corn on the cob. This is best when done by two women at the same time.

"Ginger and Allysin were both licking my corn. 2 girls licking my cock at once = Best Day of My Life!"

"Licking corn is what my girl does best."

by 'Noke Man August 14, 2008