LEZBEANS

A vegetable dish thats a favorite among dykes, that helps the ladies maintain healthy bowels.

Nancy made the ladies a lezbean casserole.
We women need our lezbeans to keep us regular.

by buttsacola July 31, 2010

lezbefriend

A girl who is observed as having possible lesbian characteristics.

I think she is a lebsbifriend.

by bizon April 22, 2003

Lezbean

Pronounced Lez-been is a lesbian gym teacher that closely resembles a bean. You have no idea why she's teaching YOU about physical fitness when you can't tell her back boobs from her ass, but somehow, she's shouting at you "ON THE FLOOR!! SPREAD YOUR LEGS!! ON YOUR BACK NOW!!!!" and getting paid for it.

"I be Miss Johnson. I teach yo chilren bout dat physicah edjamacation. Dem chilren be disrespec fuh, talkin bout my back boobs. I'm just a lezbean. Aint my faut. Mmmmmmm RAPE TIME!!!!!!"

by Usagi__ February 23, 2008

lezberry

Ted's new nickname

Ted gave her a lezberry when her vagina played in G-minor.

by JohnWiz December 5, 2019

LEZBERADO

A fierce lezbian dyke who won't take no for an answer, usually found after last call crying in her beer at a dyke bar. If you encounter this heinous atrocity, start singing The Eagles' "Desperado", as this is the only known remedy for this disgusting act.

Shirley: Hey are you still going out with Sam?

Dweeza: Hell no, that dyke bitch wouldn't take no for answer she turned into a real lezberado!

Shirley: That's the fourth date she's scared off in a week, how sad is that?

dyke dyke bitchlez

by mustypus March 29, 2010

Lezbrarian

A Lesbian Librarian.

"hey that's the new Lezbrarian!"

by Lezbrarian October 7, 2009

lezbean

slang for lesbian

your such a luvly lesbian

no sweetheart, i'm a lezbean

by chindra October 6, 2008