laxers

male lacrosse players, officially. unofficially, douchebags living in the East Coast region, especially Maryland, Virginia and Pennsylvania, who like to "crush Natties" and generally degrade women, intelligence and the importance of an education. Always hot, always ass holes.

Mike was getting sloppy drunk and making sandwich jokes, while Brendan was flipping his hair and making cat-calls with incorrect grammar. typical laxers.

by severnschooler July 15, 2011

lewers

An attractive redneck woman who lures you in with her tempting ways. (Pronunciation note: While it would be "lures," as in "She's a lures," the redneck aspect requires an elongation of the vowel sound, hence: lewers.)

"Look at her gun rack...and her other rack too! That's a lewers!"

by TheOneAndOnlyPistolinaKitten April 11, 2010

LexerFire

When a soul has been a virgin his/her whole life because of sexual attraction towards non human things.

Josef is going to be a lexerfire his whole life.

by Katlin Glover July 17, 2018

Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

by John December 5, 2004

levers

Extraneous fat around the lower abdomen. a.k.a love handles.

Dang Noel, you're growing some levers!

by Ismael. July 17, 2007

lexes

somebody that lies; yet the lies are quite funny, rapid speaker; not afraid of bugs and or animals.

stop lying! your acting like a lexes!
OR
in ancient greece, there was once a man or woman named lexes that spoke really quick.
OR
once and lexes, always a lexes; brave and courages! not scared of bugs!

by FOOZ. January 19, 2009

Lexer

A person who likes to molest people named Dan while they sleep. A "lexer"

Friend: Wow Dan, Lexer really got you good last night
Dan: I know bro I got molested!
Friend: Yeah those Lexer's are pretty gay

by Jew bagger August 5, 2007