chew an apple through a letterbox

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

by quotinglammy February 20, 2009

Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

dead letterbox

A prearranged place for a swap or drop of information or goods. Particularly common usage with Spies or drug dealers.

"The Microfilm was left at the dead letterbox as arranged. We can now release the prisoner."

by Andy 696969 October 17, 2006

Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009

hairy letterbox

an untrimmed womans genitalia

damn did she have a hairy letterbox !!

by mac... January 14, 2006

dead letterbox

Where a letter ends up when it is undelieverable, by postal definition, the dead letterbox.

I can't deliever this letter so stick it in the dead letterbox.

by mspenguin November 1, 2006

fleshy letterbox

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina

I cant wait to stick my meat in her fleshy letterbox!

by the drinker of the furry cup December 2, 2009