Leto

A person that donkey punched the crap out of PORCH.

I feel like i just got letoed.

by VonVrodomic May 4, 2010

leto

leto means owen, a small derargoatry term meaning, SNIFFER!!!

owen sniffs his tasche

by Phil January 17, 2005

Leto

A wannabe packer. he sucks at life. a discord person.

Leto a bitch as nigga he's not cool he just wanna fit in

by JeiJei the yt May 10, 2021

Leto high school

This school is full of loud ass bitchy Cubans and full of fuckboys. The principal fucking sucks and doesnt know how to do her fucking job. teachers here fuck their students and have sex in the closets. everyone fucking juuls in the bathrooms. theres always lockdowns and there was a gas leak. this school is gonna get shot up one day probably. people here make racist ass graffiti. this is probably one of the worst schools in Hillsborough county. save yourself and dont come to this ghetto ass school.

boy- have you heard about leto high school?
boy 2- yeah man a teacher fucked their student.

by memester666 November 24, 2019

leto bird-flu

a sickness such as a cold, cough, fever, or random other sickness that you come down with 1 -3 days after coming into contact with musician/actor Jared Leto, drummer Shannon Leto, guitarist Tomo Milicevic, fill in bassist Tim Kelleher, former bass player Matt Wachter, or any other member of the crew for the band 30 Seconds To Mars. This illness's origin is unknown, but is rumored to be caused by germs that are transfered to you from said people, who originally got it from jet-setting across the world and coming into contact with lots of fans, groupies, skanks, media personnel, and other celebrities. It's virtually a sickness cesspool.

1: "Man, I feel sick."

2: "It could be Leto bird-flu, you did just get back from that 30 seconds to mars concert."

1: "True. I feel like puking."

by didimydoe March 6, 2008

Leto diet

A diet invented by Jared Leto where your diet consist of only black angus

Omg he looks so skinny. It’s because he’s on a Leto diet and eats steak and ribs everyday

by Jarretttreat August 28, 2022

Shannon Leto

The most kickass drummer ever of the band, 30 Seconds to Mars. And oh yeah...he's hot. Also the older brother of Jared Leto.

Shannon Leto is amazing. If you disagree, whatev.

by Liann September 4, 2008