Russian history lesson

An anecdote or fact someone tells to make him/herself look like he/she actually knows something. Comes from Star Trek TOS, in which Ensign Pavel Chekov says that basically everything is a "Russian inwention" and why, leading to Kirk, in one episode whilst Sulu is launching into a complicated anecdote about Siberia, to announce that "if he wanted a Russian history lesson, he would have brought Mr. Chekov along".

Me: Oh, look. Flowers.

You: Oh yes, those are crocuses, the only flower that can grow in snow. I have a friend who genetically engineered crocuses and planted them on the moon-

Me: Please spare me the Russian history lesson.

You: (have just been owned)

by TribbleSpayClinic June 24, 2009

the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp

one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.

"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.

by berryinaspin_ December 20, 2005

Swan Lesson

The greatest music piece created by mankind.
It came from the Nintendo DS game Art Academy, and is featured in Super Smash Bros for WiiU and Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

An idiot: Gangplank Galleon is da best LUL. There no good music besides that LUL.
Someone with a fonctional brain: Swan Lesson is such a beautiful piece of music. There's still other great compositions, but this one's undefeatable.

by Title Theme Big Brain Academy June 28, 2022

lesson three

Shorthand way of saying Less than Three, the expanded phrase of the popular internet emoticon "<3".

Casual expression of love and caring for a close friend, usually stated right when two are about to part ways.

1: Gunna go sleep now.
2: Good night, sweet dreams.
1: Lesson three!
2: Lesson three.

by GodnLucy July 23, 2007

Lessons In Meme Culture

A guy who is the better version of Behind The Meme. He tells the origins of the most popular meme.

Sam: Did you watch Lessons In Meme Culture today jack?

Jack: Yea, i love that channel!

by lnterenfy October 13, 2020

lesbooty

lesbooty

1. A lesbian booty. The booty, or buttocks, of a lesbian woman. 2. A word that combines the words "lesbo" and "booty" together. (A "lesbo" is a shorter term for "lesbian.")

Lesbian 1: "Hey! Where the hell is your lesbooty? Melissa Ethridge and Tegan and Sara are performing a secret show here at the gay bar!"

Lesbian 2: "Calm your lesbooty down! I'll be there in ten minutes!"

by Chelicopter July 25, 2010

donkey's lesson

When you rape someone to teach them a lesson.

Bob hasnt been the same since those kids down the street taught him a donkey's lesson

by bob-------- January 15, 2008