Lesbiman

A cis guy who is always attracted to queer girls and who is really a lesbian at heart.

A: Miles is dating another queer girl? What's up?
B: I know. He's such a lesbiman.

Guy friend: Want to come over to my house and listen to Ani Difranco?
Girl friend: How is it you are more of a lesbian than I am? You are a true lesbiman.

by jewnicorn__ February 3, 2014

Lesbiman

gay standoffish hairy dude in a leather jock and/or harness who cruises the downtown bars till closing time still trying to look cool and masculine while at the same time trying not to appear desperate

"Hey guys, check out the lesbiman over at the bar trying to make up the rent before the weekends through"

by Squaddieskin February 9, 2009

lesbian jesus

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

Lesbian dance theory

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.

"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro

by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian

The only insult worse than ur mom gay

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

by big 'ol anime titties March 8, 2018

Lesbian Jesus

“Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.

Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus

by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex

I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.

by delishdelish December 27, 2016