Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'

"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"

by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021

Lenoir

A small, destitute town in the foothills of North Carolina, populated mostly by drunk rednecks. Local attractions include Wilson's Creek, a beautiful gorge in the mountains used for kayaking and swimming by locals and the rich snobs who built their McMansions at the top of the mountain the gorge goes by; and Downtown Lenoir, half of which has been occupied by a half-way burnt-down, condemned factory since around 1996.

Hey, I know what we can do today! Let's go shopping in Hickory!

The building that used to be Lenoir's mall still sits vacant, with no one expressing interest and only three or so stores left inside.

by The Recordkeeper July 14, 2009

Lenoing

Taking your chin divet and scissoring with somebody else's chin divet and you talk about old cars.

Everyone wears denim. (Or chinem.)

Last night we went from kissing to Lenoing.

by Bramblepelt August 12, 2019

lenile

lenile is a nickname for somebody who hates black people

hey bro have u heard that harley guy hates black people
damn that fool lenile fr.

by robbindabank475 January 11, 2023

Lenoir City High School

Probably one of the worst schools located in East Tennessee. Despite how harsh the weather can be, we are almost always in school, unless Knox county gives us the go-ahead. There are atleast 1-2 fights held publicly a week, and many others hosted at the local skate park. People are constantly suspended. The school is basically divided up into Preps, Scene Kids, Druggies, Latino Gangs, and the Minority, which there are about 10 Black kids and 5 Asians out of almost 1,500 students. After the kids at Lenoir City Middle and North Middle combine, they both ditch their existing friends for a more fake lifestyle to cope with how little attention they get. Most of the female students are the stuck-up bitches that don't give a shit about you unless you're in their inner-circle; If they do care, they just want your cock, money, or drugs because they are dirty sluts, and not the attractive ones either. The males are almost the same way. They all seem to have that douchebag vibe, always fucking with people, not caring about anyone but their inner-circle. The low-life ones usually talk shit about eachother, eventually leading into fights and suspensions. The facility at LCHS is bad, too. After wasting $1M on a football stadium for a losing team, we are left with trashy bathrooms, outdated computer labs, and lockers that won't shut properly. Any student transferring here should go to Loudon, or maybe Farragut High. Going here is the shittiest mistake you could ever make.

Tom: "Hey do you know where I can watch a good fight, ditch all my friends, find racist shit written on bathroom walls, get stabbed by a Latino Gang member, and catch an STD from a trashy girl?"

Bob: "Sure, I heard Lenoir City High School is open today."

by treatedMeLikeCrapLCHS April 2, 2011

Lentil

Someone who is trying way too hard to fit into the scene or emo crowd.

Dresses in ways that they think are stereotypically emo or scene.

Girl 1: OMG did you see that girl with the bbycks tee shirt and hello kitty hairclips?
Girl 2: I know, urgh, what a lentil

by NeverShoutDaniel! July 20, 2009

Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018