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lemony snicket 

the mysterious author of A Series of Unfortunate Events, who is also a character in the books.

his writing tends to be very pessimistic and deliberately dreary, to discourage any foolish would-be reader of his woeful books from inflicting any unnecessary suffering and misery on themselves by reading about the terribly unfortunate lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. despite this however, he has now become a world-wide bestselling author. oops.

oh, and he is also fictional.
his works to date:

The Bad Beginning
The Reptile Room
The Wide Window
The Miserable Mill
The Austere Academy
The Ersatz Elevator
The Vile Village
The Hostile Hospital
The Carnivorous Carnival
The Slippery Slope
The Grim Grotto
lemony snicket by parlez January 11, 2005

lemony snicket 

the raddest author around. wrote the A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS.
lemony snicket by DJ SARS January 10, 2004

Lemony Snicket 

The process of rubbing the erect head of a penis on a woman's nipple and aeorola.
"I so want to Lemony Snicket that blonde chick"
Lemony Snicket by Cam and Liz February 23, 2009

lemony snicket 

Quite possibly the worst author around. His works are monotone, repetetive, simplistic, uninsightful, delibetately depressing, uneventful, and otherwise painful to read. Anybody who can honestly credit this man in any way has not read a good book...ever?
Lemony Snicket is not useless, he serves as the best bad example.
lemony snicket by SGMan April 8, 2007

Lemony Snicket 

An author on the run from just about everybody. Excellent author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books series. Also thought to be dead quite a while ago. Mourns over his dead love Beatrice.
Let's form a mob, and chase Lemony Snicket down an empty alley and burn his books!
Lemony Snicket by Chloe January 11, 2005

Lemony Snicket 

A turd that sticks to the hair in your ass and is almost impossible to remove, also known as a dingleberry
Lemony Snicket by kickstanddick November 29, 2004