Layer Cake

Noun. Phrase describing the dark layers of the London Underground Organised Crime scene. Derived from a Chocolate layer cake, emphasising the dark, criminal layers of the London mafia.

"Welcome to the Layer Cake, son" Layer Cake 2004 (Sony Pictures)

by LordCoops January 22, 2006

Layer Cake

When you shit and you think you're done so you go and wipe only to find out you still have to shit more. So you wipe again and that first wipe becomes the first layer in your bathroom layer cake.

Do you ever take a dump and it's one of those layer cakes? That's what I'm experiencing right now.

by FrequentShitter February 15, 2017

Layer cake

When loading the crack pipe with a solid piece of crack and then putting another piece of Brillo on top of that with another chunkier piece of crack

Stacy didn’t know that you had packed a layer cake in a pipe she’s been up all night carpet surfing

by Captain Hubba July 21, 2019

layer cake

another word for a splif. tobacco and weed stuffed much like cake and frosting

"what you rolling up brother"
"shhhh, I'm baking a layer cake!"

by rorothefool May 9, 2021

Layer Cake Rule

Refers to the movie of the same name where one character tells another "if you ever kill someone, never tell anyone else about it.' If you do anything wrong keep it to yourself.

"Bob sent me a email about how he stole a laptop from work. Way to violate the Layer Cake Rule"

"I really wanted to tell the guys how I scored with that waitress on my business trip, but I thought of the Layer Cake Rule, and how it could get back to my wife."

by SnowPatrol July 30, 2010

multi layer cake

When walking into a stall and noticing someone has left behind a log in which he or she is proud of. By pinching your more impressive log apon the previous pile you are showing you are more superior. Be sure to not flush so others can marvel over the work of art.

Upon entering the restroom i see my boss leaving one of the stalls. I walk right into that stall and notice he left a feble turd behind. Totally unimpressed I gave him a one upper and left a healthy multi layer cake in the bowl thus proving I am the man.

by Rod J. Cocksman December 21, 2008

four-layer cake

The act of being pooped on, vomited on, ejaculated on and peed on simultaneously. Usually involving five participants -- wherein the "chosen one" will take a knee in the middle, and the other four will begin the process while surrounding him/her.

She never knew true love, until she was given a four-layer cake.

by Subject #152 March 13, 2009