Lay down some G's

Shahbaz's phrase for putting thousands of pounds towards something.

Guy: I went to a club on Saturday and got a table...
Other Guy: Bet you had to lay down some G's....

by XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX March 17, 2014

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

1st lay syndrome

A serious psychological condition, when a male loses his virginity and now believes he is permanently and forever in love with that female.

Rachel: Max finally lost his virginity with Kylie and is now crazy in love with her.
Todd: Oh boy, he has "1st Lay Syndrome". We better arrange an intervention.

by The Jungle Prophet February 14, 2018

lay some cable

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.

Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable

by chris ord August 31, 2006

lay some pipe

vulgar slang for sexual intercourse

That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.

by Charles Uwe December 4, 2003

lay sluh

Slang which means (sometimes sexual) assault of a person of color, typically done after a breakup as a form of revenge. Common in south Florida, possibly elsewhere.

Maaaaaaan I'm gonna lay sluh if they ever come near me again cuh.

by tootering September 21, 2021

Lay someone out

An threatening expression mostly used around Texas, which basically means that you are going to give that "someone" a beating.

"Sometimes, you just need a little less gun to lay someone out"

by Your average Enclave soldier March 8, 2022