Lawyered Up

A phrase used when someone is threating to sue another person

Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!

by SlopNChop July 26, 2018

lawyered

the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic

Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is?
Sara W: um, um, uh noooo..
Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered!

by DanQ January 4, 2008

Get Lawyered

When a lawyer (Prosecutor of Defensive Attorney) wins a court hearing, this could be said after the verdict

Judge: The defendant is not guilty
Defensive Attorney to Prosecutor: Get Lawyered

by Trueno AE86 GT May 27, 2020

Lawyered

-used when you think you are right in an argument.
-defeating an argument by confusing them with clever questions

you've been lawyered!

by pjr0223 June 11, 2011

lawyered

past tense of the verb to lawyer.

"Did you see law and order last night? McCoy lawyered the fuck out of that guy!"

by pow3rslave May 11, 2004

Lawyered

The word your friend says when they use fancy law terms in otherwise petty arguments to showcase their knowledge of legal vocabulary to boost their already oversized ego for knowing the annals of the books you see on your grandpa's shelf.

"The majority of us want whataburger so we should go there"

"According to law blah blah blah blah blah, majority doesn't matter in this situation because blah blah blah blah blah. Boom, lawyered

by That1assholeguy January 23, 2017

lawyered

the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den."

"I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."

by Malgosha July 15, 2007