by Laustin1212 December 10, 2016
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Man A: What you guys doing?
Man B: What does it look like?
Man A: Looks like you're playing with your laush-ticles
We couldn't believe he was smurfing laushes all night, lucky dog!
Man B: What does it look like?
Man A: Looks like you're playing with your laush-ticles
We couldn't believe he was smurfing laushes all night, lucky dog!
by Random Ac September 13, 2008
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A. Someone who would sear the very skin from your body with scolloped potatos.
B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.
C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.
B. Someone who doesn't appreciate those you have trouble with math, and will break your nuckles with a broomstick just to get his rock soft.
C. The bearer of the most severe ass raping punishment one could ever imagine.
Lauston beat his child with a broom stick in order to teach him that it's not ok to not understand math.
by Derpa October 22, 2006
Get the Lauston mug.Laust is the kind of person to accidentally hit you with a car while playing
even when their isn't cars is said game
even when their isn't cars is said game
by LoppuZ January 9, 2018
Get the laust mug.A person of German decent who likes sexy mexican women, fast cars, and bass in your face. Usually is good looking, flat butt, and dimples. Usually farts terribly in public spaces, usually around coworkers/supervisors that suck.
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 1:. Oh my God Cindy, look at his butt, it's so small. It must be Lauser
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
Girl 2:. Oh it's Lauser!! I'd date him but he only likes the latinas with big butts. I wish I was a latina.
Friend 1:. Is that Lauser?
Friend 2:. Yup, my damn cups fell off the cupboard when he pulled up. He's got that bass in your face.
Annoying Supervisor:. You smell that.
Coworker:. Oh fack, that's smells terrible, it's like a skunk took a shit a day after it died.
Lauser: (quietly thinks, Toma Putos! Laughs in evil German)
by GTOohhhhhh February 14, 2022
Get the lauser mug.(1) a lazy, selfish person whose always trying to get over on someone else and make a dollar.
(2) generally an out of shape flabby drug addict who never has drugs.
(2) generally an out of shape flabby drug addict who never has drugs.
I had to hang out with a lause today who smoked half my pack of cigerattes and drank all my soda then asked me to borrow some money.
by MY-ler November 8, 2010
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N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
N.B. For the tradition of naming sexual acts after a place, c.f. Cleveland Steamer, Boston Pancake.
by Lausanne_Fondue August 7, 2011
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