John Laurens

Awesome 1754-1782 abolitionist soldier with enough salt to bury Aaron Burr alive. Didn't love turtles that much, but instead everything in nature. Kicked ass, used sass, all of it with extra class. Seriously, that guy was a reckless little shit though. Really wanted to form a black regiment, but never got to do that. Killed himself smartly at an ambush on the 27th of August 1782, and even invited some ladies to watch the battle. Very super totally highly probable that he was in love with Francis Kinloch and Alexander Hamilton.

Basic bi!ch: Omg John Laurens was such a innocent turtle boii and helpless GIRL WITH A DICK cinnamon roll uwu

Laurens: *floats down from heaven, shoots the b!tch, salutes to everyone normal in the room, dissapears*

by John Laurens 42 February 24, 2019

Lauren Jauregui

beautiful eyes, beautiful smile, beautiful voice. thats Lauren Jauregui - bisexual Cuban American woman and she's proud of it.

lauren jauregui -
"you aint gotta go to work"

every harmonizer (probably turned gay from lauren) -

*sings along*
*does full choreographed dance routine*
*screams at the top of voice* "SING IT LAUREN"

by green eyed goddess March 30, 2017

john laurens

Gay

John Laurens is relatable, he's gay and dead

by dtisyryraudfhkcvjkhkjgfhzxg June 10, 2016

Lauren Jauregui

Perfection. I never thought I would see an angel in real life, let alone watch her as she makes a difference in the world around her. She is an inspiring, highly intelligent, beautiful, hard-working, talented, and caring woman. She uses her large platform to help people be more aware of our corrupted world.

When I look at Lauren Jauregui all I see is perfection.

by Laurminally September 14, 2017

laurenorlando

an underrated cutie who is on youtube and deserves more attention

mackenzie ziegler’s best friend
johnny’s orlando sister

omg kenzie, laurenorlando, and johnny are friendship goals

by lolololbye May 15, 2018

Lauren Lopez

A soprano queen. Mostly know for her career with Starkids, she has played many iconic roles, such as Emma in (The Guy Who didn't like Musicals), Draco Malfoy in (A very potter Musical) and Zazzolil in (Firebringer). She is a funny, latino actress, and always seems to be wearing a wig onstage.

Fangirl:Lauren Lopez is my queen
Boting person: who's Lauren lopez?
Fangirl: *splutters and spits out water* EXcuse Mwah? Only a better Draco than Tom Felton.

by Luna Elana June 12, 2020

Lauren Jauregui

A fucking beautiful, breath-taking green eyed goddess

I would make Lauren Jauregui run over me with a car and I would still say "Thank you".

by tikus November 6, 2018