Laurie

A hot babe with lots of friend he sure wants to fuck you

Hey did you hear Laurie wants to fuck you?! (Katie) Yeah I did!

by SomeoneNukeSfitPlease September 18, 2020

Laurie

a woman who will at first be a best mate, but once bored will discard you like a used bit of toilet paper.
A complete flirt and has the tendency to be a bit of a slut.

Person 1-Here mate what’s up with you haven’t been out in ages?

Person 2-its been 5 weeks mate Laurie's moved on to the next poor bastard.

Person 1-oh no suppose you wont not be getting any more invites to go out then. Was good knowing you.

Person 2-yea mate same have a good life

by you.know.who!!! May 26, 2011

Laurie

A Laurie is one of the best people you could ever meat. They are shy and smart and don’t really like talking to people, however if you can make friends with one they will always remember you and sick up for you. A Laurie will always have a very high sex drive and a great penis to go along with it. A Laurie is normally a nerd and can be bullied so if you stand up for one he will always try to repay you, even if it doesn’t seem like it. If you ever date a Laurie never let him go and give him all the attention you can, if you loose him you will regret it for ever.

Milly: have you seen that guy? He’s so handsome.

Megan: I know right, he must be a Laurie.

by Jim_Pickens666 December 10, 2019

Laurie

The benzo lorezepam/ativan

Gimme a beer let me wash this laurie down

by 6alchemi$t April 5, 2019

Laurie

an annoying headbobbing twat

when somebody is yapping and won't shut up like a bobblehead doll...that's a Laurie

by voyear February 7, 2018

Laurie

Laurie is a total bitch who can't mind her own fucking bussiness and talks shit on people without thinking they'll find out

Laurie is such a bitch. She doesn't like me and trust me, the feeling is very much mutual

by White r October 14, 2020

Laurie

V. - a.)The act of calling someone "Karen" to make one-self feel superior,while being a "Karen" themselves.
b.) A hypocritical sheep.
c.) ignorant,un-original, un-imaginative copycat follower.

Ok Lady,go Laurie yourself into a corner. Where someone gives a shit about your opinion.

by The Grisliest of Grizzlies GRI June 28, 2020