Lauren's Man

Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.

"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"

by tinydoll May 15, 2023

Lauren’s Web

When a girl named Lauren talks you into sex and now you’re a part of her “web”

Bro. Lauren had a whole speech n talked me into her web. I got caught in Lauren’s web bro!!

by ThatDude-Guy June 15, 2023

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

kai and lauren’s royal guard

PLSSS THIS MAN HAS TO WATCH KAI.... man has to put her in place i swear. BUT MF COULDNT DO ANYTHING WHEN KAI WAS GOING CRAZY THAT NIGHT SHAKING ASS ON EVERYONE AND GETTING JIGGY WIT IT... ANYWAY OFC THIS MF SEXY BUT HE HAS TO PUT PPL IN THEIR PLACE
what a real one 🙏🏽

kai and lauren’s royal guard
pls idk what to put here

by plum worshiper March 15, 2021

lauren (kai’s bae)

OML PLSSS I LOVE THIS HOE SM OMLLL... anyway her cosplays are so sexy and her eyeliner 😩😩😩😩lauren is bae asf i cant even explain... her and her gf probably so cute 😟 anyway this little young hornball is so nice and wholesome.... AND SEGXY HOLY SHIT IM SCREAMINGJSKSKEKEOE

kai: where tf my bae at
lauren (kai’s bae): right here surga mama 😩😩
kai: i...

by plum worshiper March 15, 2021

Lauren McDonald's

Lauren always smells like McDonald's, and the perfume makes it smell like nuggets.

You always smell like Lauren McDonald's!

by yourboimattyp April 19, 2018

Lauren senior

A kind sweet loving woman that will look after you at any chance she gets she loves her job and cannot wait to get on with the day. she normally wakes up at 5:30 am despite school starting at 8:25am. she likes to start her day by eating some sanguine sandwiches. as soon as she gets to school she greets David carr who is a former rugby league champion. after school lauren senior likes to attend the gym, during her time at the gym she deadlifts 440kg. she ends the day by cooking her favorite meal for her and her daughter (i dont know if there acctually related). normally a dinner in the senior household consists of jocund jelly, irrodecent ice cream and benevolent brownies. lauren likes to go to bed early so that she is ready for the day ahed.

What teacher do we have next
We Have Lauren Senior
OMG YAYY

by Jamal carr January 24, 2023