A punched lasagne

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly

'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

by Nanslefttiddie June 4, 2020

Anya Lasagne

A small entity from Bangor. Doesn't like meat, but loves the cream tea. A bit of a tank on the piccollo, and rarely seen without L-Dawg. Is a bit of cool.

"whos that piccollo player?" "I dunno, but shes no anya lasagne..."

"Fancy some anya lasagne?" "I love vegetarian scones and tea!"

"I see you have L-Dawg....you must be anya lasagne"

by roobarbicus June 1, 2009

Porcelain Lasagne

When one enters a public toilet to discover the previous occupant has decided it’s time for some Italian cuisine.

One must recognise when a poo has been left in a toilet, the next logical step is to create a porcelain lasagne.

Recipe:

Meat - Poo
Cheese - Smegma
Béchamel Sauce - Semen

Pasta Sheets - Bog roll

Prep time - User discrepancy

Serves - 4-6
Preheat your oven to 180° C
Reverse Kangaroo - recommended

Holy fuck, someone has started a porcelain lasagne in this toilet, see you soon boys, it’s time for the cheese layer.

by facelymilkington September 15, 2021

Sticky Lasagne

When you’ve just finished sex and she rolls on her side and spreads herself by lifting her ass cheek to show her pussy and it looks like a Sticky Lasagne

Hey babe,
Show me your Sticky Lasagne......

by Digits Malloy January 13, 2021

Crotch Lasagne

Pretty much a dinner served by a crotch, using crotch made products like ball sweat and dick cheese.

Perry enjoyed his meal of Crotch Lasagne

by EmiYuckfu August 8, 2008

turd lasagne

A masterpiece created on the toilet.
where you sit and shit for ages, constantly thinking youv finished wiping your arse.

This is repeated numerous times so that the toilet paper resembles lasagne pasta layers seperating the recycled meat youv give birth to.

Heather: "I thought I was constipated but turns out iv just made a turd lasagne."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

Punched Lasagne

Mangled ass pussy

That is one ugly punched lasagne

by Alistair Holder January 25, 2017