larney

South African cultural slang. Used to describe an object that is fancy or technologically superior such as a car or a computer.

Wow, that is one larney car or did you see how larney James' watch was?

by Kevin Nortje May 13, 2005

The Larney

The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.

Guy 1: Hey, I tried The Larney last night!
Guy 2: No way, how was it?
Guy 1: Amazing! It felt like there were bumble bees in my ass!

by El Bumbaclot January 9, 2009