Car Laps

Hitch hiking to get to the top of the mountain brah. Then ski down. Drink PBR and repeat. Vagrant. Most commonly done by a Colorado local who gets in the back of a New resident from Texas who has a pickup truck to use.

Person A:Hey bro, how was your shred day?

Person B: Sick brah, we did car laps on Loveland Pass.

Person A: Shaka Brah, I got a bro that sells used gear if you’re interested. He calls it the BroDeal instead of ProDeal.

Person B: sweet bro I’ll take the Blizzards and the paty!!

by Senior BroBrah June 12, 2018

Oakleigh Laps

In Melbourne, Australia. Within the primarily Greek suburb of Oakleigh. Almost every night of the week (but mainly on the weekends) you can see 4-5 wogs piled into a VL turbo, a financed AMG or any car that with an illegally modified exhaust. These malaka’s pin it up and down the streets on both ends of the Eaton Mall. They will usually stop and rev their cars outside Vanilla to gain the attention of the absolute glamour chicks of Oakleigh. Then they will proceed to floor it past Vanilla, letting off gunshots from the exhaust to assert dominance.

The stereo is usually at full volume pumping hardstyle, latest hits from the Greek or Arab dance charts or Lil Baby.

The passengers usually yell out to the girls from the car or stare down anyone who makes eye contact.

These boys are usually dressed from head to toe in Armani, Moncler, Dior, Gucci or any expensive designer clothing. They wear satchels along with their Versace or Carrera sunglasses. And they most likely have a “wog fade”.

“Ela re, let’s go do some Oakleigh Laps after a feed at Mythos.”

“Re did you hear me fcken pin it outside Vanilla, it was fuarken hectic malaka.”

“Do you reckon the btches rate the whip?”

by KingMalaka03 June 3, 2022

chap laps

In Melbourne, Australia there is a trendy street called Chapel Street in South Yarra. Any night of the week (but mainly on weekends) you can see VLs and many other types of cars (mostly Holden Commodores) doing 'laps' up and down the street usually doing one or more of the following:

* Stereo at full volume pumping out the latest hits from the Arab and Greek Dance charts.

* Japanese imports (Nissan Skyline, Toyota Supra, Mitsubishi GTO's etc) stopping ande waiting for a gap in front of them to rev it out in first gear. This method usually shows to everyone that you have a BOV, V8 and are a total dickhead.

* Car loads of guys yelling out to girls walking along the street. Usually like "oi baby wanna check out my souvlaki?!?"

"Hey man, we are just doin' chap laps then might head over to Zos"

"Mate you shoulda seen the sikkk HSV doing chap laps last saturday"

"Fark, cops have closed off chapel, no chap laps tonight Habib"

by Jase April 1, 2004

bog laps

(Australia) To drive your souped-up car repetitvely around a beachfront, carpark, popular nightspot, inner-city streets or other active places in hope that pedestrians will pay attention to you. Popular activity with bogans, bikies and certain ethnics.
Bog laps are commonly a main source of noise pollution, from either the car's exhaust or stereo or both.

Let's go do some bog laps down Scarborough mate

by Brammo November 11, 2005

Oak Laps

Many Wogs with their moded up Holden Commodores and Ford Falcons with loud exhausts cruising down the town of Oakleigh and blasting loud music past Vanilla Cafe on Chester Street and turning left onto Station Street and another left turn onto Portman Street past the cafe of Nikos and finally a final left turn to Atkinson Street to complete a lap. Many Wogs hope for the attention of shu babes (fit chicks) looking at their cars as they cruise past oakeigh with bangers on the subbies and wearing versache glasses or carrere's to show their true wogginess .

ella boys pame oaks laps before we go down chapel

Ella baby wanna do some oak laps in my calais

opa mus kani to munga with this falcon doing oak laps

bro i swear to god re this full glamour re frothed me when i did oak laps past in my VL turbo going zutututu

by t_man 101 April 10, 2022

crack laps

When an indoor cat runs around the house, knocking things over and going completely crazy for no reason. Usually takes place in the middle of the night when the people it owns are trying to sleep.

The only explanation for this behavior is that the cat is on crack. Just like people who are on crack, the cat behaves erratically .

I didn't sleep very well last night because Swiffer and Clorox were running crack laps around the house. I woke up to find where they had knocked over my DVD rack. That must have been the loud crash I heard.

by Madre de los Gatos August 13, 2009

loser laps

A phenomenon that takes place in the popular areas of a big city (like in Miami, this would consist of South Beach, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, Sunset Place and Downtown), usually on a Friday and Saturday night, the nights where lots of people go out. Consists of riding around in a hooked up car (body work, rims, etc..) but most importantly is the presence of a sound system with bass inside of your car. It is preferable to have your car filled with your "boys" showing you are all in on it. Your music needs to be playing loud and your windows down. A rattling car from bass typically always attracts people's attention for a moment, and then they go on their way. One of the rare cases that traffic is a good thing because with more traffic comes more time to show off. Rap is the music of choice during a loser lap due to low bass hits and the intensity of the music. You can take the approach where you look serious and tough and let the music do the talking for you or you can play around more and cat call at women in addition to the music playing. Once you have travelled past the popular area, you can turn around and do it again (thus the concept of a lap) because people are always on the move and you will have new batch to show off in front of. Or you can go to a new area. The concept stems from the animal kingdom, similar to how a lion flaunts it's mane when it wants to show off and reproduce. The ills of loser laps can't be elaborated on enough. The modifications to your car will costs hundreds, if not thousands of dollars. Women don't respond sexually to bass rattling a car and your cat calls. The attention that you get is fleeting and will leave you feeling empty as soon it is over increasing the need to do it again. And it is not a substitute for actually approaching a women in person and carrying on conversation. Typically performed by adolescent men who are insecure about themselves, don't have enough courage to approach a woman, and subscribe to the "thug" subculture (thus the concept of the loser). Also note that this behavior can result in a citation from police for noise violation.

Yo dawg, it's Friday night. Let's go to Coconut Grove (The person will not explicity say let's go do loser laps. It's just what they intend to do when they get to Coconut Grove, assuming they fit all the criteria mentioned above)

by RockeyMullet March 4, 2009