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Lapple

A combination of the words "lap" and "Apple. "Lapple"describes the resemblance of an apple sitting on a males lap when he tucks his penis underneath his scrotum and pulls his balls from underneath his closed legs. The pressure often causes the balls to turn red resembling an apple.
Erick just sent me a picture of his fucking "Lapple" while taking a dump; sick bastard.
by Juan-Valdez April 6, 2014
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lapuntidus

When one's lap becomes over crowded with random things from multitasking while sitting in same spot for extended period of time.

Derived from the word tidy and lap

lap-un-tie-duss
After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.
by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015
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Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once
Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.
by dbfloyd December 28, 2009
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first-rate cunt lapping

'james gave me first-rate cunt lapping last night'
by peach_buddies September 24, 2007
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Bag Lapper

The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008
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Lappe

The act of pouring beef au jus on a woman's vagina and catching it with your tongue.
Damn, that bitch had some beef curtains, so I give her the lappe.
by Paulycfg July 2, 2022
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ass lapper

To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
Ronnie is such an ass lapper that the Lt. thinks his tongue is a wash cloth
by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006
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