A combination of the words "lap" and "Apple. "Lapple"describes the resemblance of an apple sitting on a males lap when he tucks his penis underneath his scrotum and pulls his balls from underneath his closed legs. The pressure often causes the balls to turn red resembling an apple.
by Juan-Valdez April 6, 2014
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Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
Derived from the word tidy and lap
lap-un-tie-duss
After cramming for my art project 's final assignment last night, I ended up with lapuntidus. Took me nearly 5 minutes to clear everything off my lap and around my chair before I could even stand up.
by LuvH8Luv October 27, 2015
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I think not...I will have a double lappy.
I think not...I will have a double lappy.
by dbfloyd December 28, 2009
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Get the first-rate cunt lapping mug.The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008
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Get the Lappe mug.To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006
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