LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by negroman February 5, 2020

Maurice-Lapointe

A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade

What school do you go to?
Maurice-lapointe
Ewww that sucks

by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017

LaPortaism

A set of liberal and progressive beliefs based on tolerance, equality and world peace. Based on the teachings of Joseph LaPorta.

Michael: “I am a firm believer of LaPortaism.”

by DontBurnJews February 3, 2022

LaPolla

The epitome of laziness and a totally anti-social person at certain points in time. Even though this may be the situation, a LaPolla is almost always a reliable good friend...when he's around.

1. "Hey does he want to hang out tonight?"
"No, for some reason he's been a total LaPolla lately"

2. "Dude why won't you answer your phone....you're still not going to answer it are you?....hello....at least respond to a text. COME ON. Of course! I forgot you were in a LaPolla mood today"

by Movies April 10, 2009

LaPorte

The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.

I live in LaPorte and really want to move away

by Amy L McG October 18, 2008

LaPorta

The word LaPorta is the definition of perfection. The ability to do everything the correct way or even above perfection.

Daniel's cooking makes my body feel things i have never felt befor, its so LaPorta.

by Egla Martinez April 29, 2008

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

by Verostoria January 21, 2022