tory lapdog

anyone who does whatever the Tories wants, dropping all there own ideas and agreeing with Tory ideas

NICK CLEGG the Liberal Democrats leader is a Tory Lapdog

by Mr Ananomous1874 December 5, 2010

Laptop Gangster

1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)

Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".

NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."

NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."

by Benemalio October 8, 2008

laptop face

After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.

Person 1: "dude did you just get back from holiday?"
Person 2: "nah just some serious laptop face"

by badassmckeving November 24, 2010

lapkitty

A device used to hold a Laptop computer
Describes a warm object (laptop computer)
holder which when placed on a persons lap
a Lapkitty provides a sense of comfort and
security. Can also describe a real cat or
person (female)that enjoys being comforted
on ones lap.

As for a lapkitty I love them all
The ones that eat or not at all.
I think it's nice at the end of day
to relax with one to pass time away.

by Ed Austin March 28, 2007

laporcha

An amazing female. Usually attractive. Humble for the most part. On the other hand, very moody but means well. Loves really hard, usually never feels hate or dislike towards anyone. Very rare but extremely valuable.

Hey I met a LaPorcha today, she was pretty awesome!!!

by Cherbear29 December 20, 2016

LapFox Trax

The best electronica radio station ever. Invented by musical genius Renard Queenston, it has many aliases that each have their own genre. Truly is a masterpiece.

Friend 1 listening to Friend 2's headphones: "Holy crap, this is a good song! Where'd you find this at?"

Friend 2: "LapFox Trax."

by Mist117 November 27, 2011

laptoid

A person in a coffeeshop who spends hours sitting at a table with a laptop.

Check out that laptoid at the corner table. He's been here for hours with only his macbook for company.

by Layla S. December 3, 2007