Land one on the beach

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009

shaolin land

The Wu-Tang clan called Staten Island the shaolin land.

I grew up on the crime side, the New York Times side
Staying alive was no jive
Had secondhands, Mom's bounced on old man
So then we moved to Shaolin land
- C.R.E.A.M by Wu-Tang Clan

by Rafficka June 16, 2014

Sky Land T-shirt

Sky Land T-shirt - cheap T-shirts you can

Buy from your local corner store / Arab store .... also see Gemrock and Anvil

They are cheaper than your Fruit of the Loom or Hanes

Leroy : hey Johnny I'm going to the corner

Store you want anything ?

Johnny : yeah bring me back a white Sky Land T-shirt in 2 XL and Bic Lighter .

by Blu_leef March 19, 2023

Never-Never Land

1)the place that you go when you sleep

2)utopian dreamland

3)second star to the right

"crazy night in never neverland"

"im so tired, im already in Never-Never Land"

by the.original.macprincess October 4, 2008

hair is laid

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair

Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!

by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013

yodie land

Faded than a hoe, faded than a hoe, faded than a hoe.

Preparing for my voyage to yodie land.

by holdmyhenni October 7, 2022

Stu Land

The world that Stu puts you in when enrolled in his class.

I was about to leave the happy side of Stu Land and enter a world of hurt.

by Ease Dropper April 14, 2009