lancing

To masturbate (has to be a guy doing it)

I was lancing last night at the porno.

by pjbpjb August 25, 2009

Lancing

When eating Mac and Cheese, you thread the noodles onto the tines of the fork, and eat them shishkabob style.

I'm lancing my mac and cheese.

by Hadien June 7, 2007

Lancing

Extreme steepening of nipples/extreme fit of dress. Also used when butt is showing out.

I just saw my mate lancing.

by Mutate June 24, 2015

Lancing

When you chat pure shit.

"Stop lancing, fred."

by Crazey Fox January 28, 2020

Lancing

Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.

“Where you from?”
“Lancing”
“Where?”
“Brighton”

by lynnpone August 29, 2022

lancing

when you eat all of somebody’s food without asking.

Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀

by rawful March 4, 2023

Lancing

Being or acting like a total brat.

Stop lancing and go do something about your life for once.

by Pissypooper April 27, 2024