Lamp

When someone turns you on but that's as for as it will go.

Jenn is such a lamp, I wish she didn't have a boyfriend.

by Ezrew June 18, 2014

Lamp

Lamp is another term or codeword for "head", "dome", and "blowjob" only true lamp lovers use this term. The definition of this word originated in the moutains of stormville.

I LOVE getting lamp.
Dude she gives mad good lamp.
Paul F and Alix F love getting lamp from hoo bags.

by DIRTYLAMPLOVER August 18, 2010

Lamp

A type of sarcasm used in any situation. Often said by teens to say that something didn’t happen or did happen by saying the opposite event and saying lamp after it.

You did dunk on tony... lamp
I just lost that fight... lamp

by penilesubtraction June 10, 2019

Lamp

An item emitting light that is seen as a God to us Moths that is considered to some as some kind of drug. If you see a lamp it can't just sit there.

Moth: OMFG! HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKING Lamp i'M FUCKING TOUCHING IT DUDE!!!!!!!
also a Moth: DUDE SAME THAT SHIT IS THE BEST!!!!!!!

by Edgelord123 September 25, 2018

Lamp

Something glowing that all bugs enjoy, especially Moths. It's a free one night hotel for when they break into your house somehow. Some die and some live but they all love lamps.

The moth flew onto the lamp and relaxed.

by AdamDennxxx September 27, 2018

Lamp

(noun). A lamp is someone who is allowed to be at your bedside in times of need(or otherwise), but is not allowed to be in your bed with you. Basically, a lamp is a close friend who will always be in the friend zone.

"Hey, why don't you go out with Coco? She's so hot!"
"Dude, because she's a lamp"

by N & Nothing Else November 15, 2016

Lamp

1) (v) To hang out next to a streetlamp.
2) (v) To relax while others panic.

"I'm on the street, cold lampin'" -- Public Enemy (Cold lampin' with Flavor).

by VAKI5 October 23, 2003