lamster

Rhymes with "hamster." Someone "on the lam"; a fugitive.

"The Florida cops just caught a lamster who's wanted for murder in Ohio."

by MikalM March 20, 2005

Lamestreamer

Posers who like something because they think it's cool, or to be "part of the crowd". Lamestreamers are the ones who find out about "cool new music".

I'm always fearful of "lamestreamers" liking my favorite bands. Kings of Leon, Vampire Weekend ARE Lamestream. They are the poster children for Lamestream-ness. Please don't start liking Washed Out.

by ImNoBozo July 1, 2011

lamestar

1. To be so lame you're popular for it.

2. Being such a lame that its funny.

Girl #1: I think we should all wear the same outfit to school tomorrow.

Girl #2: Hell no! Who does that shit anymore? You know what? Youse a fuckin lamestar for dat one!

by Rifa July 19, 2006

Lamestrosity

Lameness of monstrous proportions.

Yeah, that's bound to be a complete lamestrosity. I would totally kill myself before facing that.

by Flyalien May 7, 2011

Lamestreamer

What every damn dirty hipster calls people who listen to the bands they like without realizing they fit the type.

Unless you were there when the band formed and jammed for the very first time, you didn't discover them, thus you are a lamestreamer you damn dirty hipster.

by EatMeEatMeRaw August 26, 2013

lamestorm

The antithesis of brainstorm. When a person or a group of people come up with really dumb ideas.

Lamestorm:
Lighter Fluid Tag - Squirting someone with lighter fluid and then lighting the clothing of the person who is "it."

The tagged person beats the flames out before "tagging" another person.

by Seibei June 2, 2009

Lamestream

A term hipsters use to define something that tries to be hipster and fails by still being mainstream.

Hipster One: Did you see that girl wearing fake glasses?
Hipster Two: Yeah, she's being lamestream.

by IceOfWaterflock May 29, 2013