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lamesauce

A description of how incredibly hard something sucks.


There are varying degrees of the amount of lamesauce dumped all over a situation.

For starters, first degree lamesauce is simply, "lamesauce."

Second degree lamesauce includes words such as "covered" or "basted." Keep in mind that second degree lamesauce must always follow this format: past tense verb, the word "in" and then, of course, the word "lamesauce."

Third degree lamesauce normally includes two or three of the aforementioned past tense verbs, and occasionally attaches to the lamesauce a prefix such as "mega-," "super-," or "mondo-." In addition, a numeric adverb may be added such as "twice," "thrice," or "quadruply."

Fourth degree lamesauce basically depends on the creativity of the user. This specific degree is EXTREMELY SEVERE and must only be used when things have gotten so incredibly lame that you must resort to drastic, drastic measures.


And remember, the important thing is not WHAT the lamesauce IS, but how you USE the lamesauce.
1) This is such lamesauce!

2) Dude, this is covered in lamesauce.

3) This is megalamesauce covered and basted thrice over.

4) Alright, you know what. This is covered, basted, drowned, and at the bottom of an entire fucking ocean of lamesauce.
by Bridie, duh. March 25, 2005
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Lampshade

Adjective

A word used for situations in media- mostly in comics and television- where the concerns, criticisms and arguments of the audience are answered in the text itself to assuage any disbelief and therefore frustration a reader or viewer might possess. By underscoring points of possible contention, usually humorously, the suspension of disbelief is retained.

Often used to account for implausible developments, ridiculous motivations, bizarre twists and illogical situations, a lampshade can also cover obviously cribbed plot elements by having the author acknowledge through a character that "This is just like..."

A lampshade can be used to explain threads that may have lain dormant, and often prods at the fourth wall by having characters address the audience, or realities outside their own existence.

Also known as Spotlighting, sometimes as 'Cousin Larry Trick'. See TVTropes for more information.
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
-- Monthy Python and the Holy Grail, to lampshade the fact that production could not afford horses for a medieval movie.

"...If you're wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts; Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, you should really just relax..."
--From the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, effectively ironing over the pesky scientific impossibilities.
by MomoiroNoMegane October 8, 2009
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Human Lampshade

The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,
"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"

"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"
by BigApplez June 16, 2015
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Lamisha

A girl who is full of brightness, In Arabic means: Brightness, and the girl is beautiful and VERY kind, so that when the girl does something mean (Maybe once 3 years or a lifetime, just an estimate) the people who experienced her mean thing glance in awe and are so taken aback, they are not believing this and take this as a joke, and the girl is GORGEOUS, so sometimes being too kind isn't too good, so when the girl does something mean, because she has to, she has to do it really mean, and serious, so the people take it seriously...
Person 1: Hi!
Girl, Lamisha: (Punches person 1, but a little light, but still meaning to be mean)
Person 2: Probably a j-joke don't worry...
Person 1: Yea, like a playful punch...
Girl, Lamisha: Um yeah...
by ...hzycbdhd July 11, 2011
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lakesha

choctaw name meaning joyous

happy, funny, loving, person

sexy woman with amazing attributes
wow that lakesha is a fox
by lovelyangellakesha January 1, 2009
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Canadian Lampshade

A sexual act in which a man drapes his testicles over their partners eyes and penis across the bridge of the nose simulating a lamp switch and shading the eyes.
Last night I performed a Canadian Lampshade on my wife.
by ThatCOGuy July 21, 2021
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Lateshame

To shame those who are chronically late, a casting of a cloud of shame on their continuous tardy appearances and their “I’ll get there when I get there” selves. You know that they could probably be on time if they really wanted to be, they are likely just incapable. They could be running on island time; this is a time dimension where time is completely arbitrary. AKA lateshaming.
Mike: Ugh, I can’t believe my coverage is late again. This is the third time this ass has not bothered to show up on tine for shift.

Tommy: Let’s go online and totally lateshame his ass.
Mike: Right kid? (Passive aggressive online social media post shout out to Bobby who’s late for the THIRD TIME so I have to stay late at work until he eventually shows up. End rant.)
by Princess JMcG October 5, 2018
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