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Lake City Quiet Pills

Bullets used in a planned assassination or the pornographic image site run by infamous redditor u/religionofpeace.
“lake city quiet pills: disposing of lousy bastards in need of permanent rest”
by tencelTechnologist April 23, 2022
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Lake City Log Jam

A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.
The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"
by Gio422 October 16, 2018
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Lake City MN

Home of the Bills, Guys, and Fam… Bleed Orange… Savages on the wood floor. Known for producing very attractive women.
Guy(s): Bill you going back to Lake City MN
Bill(s): LC? course Guy
Fam: FUCK LOURDES
by Lil Billbo Swagpie (scrote) April 20, 2022
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Small Lake City

Salt Lake City, Utah. When everyone knows everyone through someone else. Happens a lot in the hipster scene and the gay scene. You think you meet someone cool and new and they are friends with your ex or have dated your ex. Or they went to high school with someone you know.
Girl 1: "I met a cute guy today."
Girl 2: "You did? What's his name?"
Girl 1: "John Smith."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I went to high school with him and he dated that girl Jen for awhile, and also we met him at that party at Braxton's house like a year ago, remember?"
Girl 1: "Damn, Small Lake City."
by wampeer July 16, 2011
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Salt Lake City Stack

A sexual act preformed in group sex. This occurs when the male directs multiple women to lay on top of each other so he can proceed to have 'doggie-style' sex with them with minimal transitional effort. The reasoning for including 'Salt Lake City' in the name of the act is mainly because, Salt Lake City, UT has a Mormon population of roughly 60%, thus explaining the polygamy joke.
Alex: Did you ever end out seeing Semen Sippers 5?

Max: Yeah, that guy got Jenna Haze and Lela Star to do the ol' Salt Lake City Stack about twenty minutes in, it was flossy.
by ckboarder May 8, 2009
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Salt Lake City, UT

Salt Lake City is the capitol and largest city in Utah. While famous as the headquarters of the LDS church, Salt Lake is only about 40% mormon.

Salt Lake is one of the few liberal/democratic areas in the predominantly republican state.

Salt Lake is close to the mountains, so the area has great recreation. Many residents ski, snowboard, hike, etc.

I really enjoyed living in Salt Lake. Its a beautiful city with great people. There is always something going on, like free concerts, or drum circles, or festivals. Plus, they have a really nice transportation system, so its easy to get around, even if you dont have a car.
I cant wait to move back to Salt Lake City, UT!
by Jess256 January 27, 2009
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Salt Lake City

The biggest city in Utah. Besides Reno, it is the only major city in the Great Basin.
"Weed's illegal in Salt Lake City...AND the state of Utah."
"Then I'm not going!"
by CBinion91 April 7, 2020
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