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A saliva and sweat machine; one with a pedantic obsesion with signs and chalkboards.
Gillian: Hey Lauren, w... why are you drenched in SPIT?!?

Lauren: Well, I forgot my umbrella and sat too close to the Laird!!!

Gillian: Aww.
Laird by SprocketTalker October 15, 2009
Is a basically the next Kevin Durant and or MO BAMBA

He is considered a gangbanger or reping for the N1ggas
Laird can ball out better than all his n1ggers
laird by anonymous November 23, 2021

Laird Time 

When time is measured in hours, disregarding minutes.
(when it is 8:59) "It's 8 o'clock in Laird Time."
Laird Time by ROFLHouse January 5, 2006

Laird Brown 

1) A very handsome man that you should give all your cash and banking info.

2) Somewhat funny
3) Somewhat insane
Hey, it's Laird Brown! Let's give him our credit cards.
Laird Brown by marcherlord November 29, 2024

Hailey Laird 

The name Hailey Laird represents a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing and genius girl. She knows how to make anyone's day better than it was. She always knows what to say whenever a good friend is hurt. She is the sweetest friend anyone would be lucky to have. But if you make or mad you better be ready for an argument, she doesn't hold back. And she loves to kill with kindness. She also enjoys cheering and somersaulting over the beds.
"You know what girls? I wish I was a Hailey Laird"
"Sorry, but there is no way you could even compare to such amazement"
Hailey Laird by Pow-pow (; March 7, 2010