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1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy
1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard
Lactard by rileyredds May 27, 2021
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Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)
Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)
lactard by sokath October 16, 2003
someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.
if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.
Lactard by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.
"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"
lactard by lactarded llama May 29, 2004
Someone who is lactose & tolerant and farting constantly.
Michael had to much ice cream and he is been a lactard!
Lactard by shtoogie123 September 5, 2016
Lactard; a person who is lactose intolerant and is retarded
Damn George why can’t you eat that pizza? Oh I forgot your a lactard!
Lactard by A1dan__ May 1, 2023