lactard 

a person who is lactose intolerant; retarded when it comes to dairy.

Oh man, that ice cream made my belly hurt. I am such a lactard.

lactard by Daisy Face May 9, 2007

Lactard 

1: Another name for someone who is lactose intolerant, used in a derogatory way

2: Someone who is lactose intolerant but continues to eat dairy

1: person 1: can we go get icecream?
person 2: no, I don't want to smell your farts lactard

2: They came over with a milkshake in hand like a lactard

Lactard by rileyredds May 27, 2021

lactard 

Someone who suffers from a dairy allergy. (adjectival form: lactarded)

Oh Jimmy? Yeah, he can't drink milk; he's a lactard.
(That poor guy's lactarded)

lactard by sokath October 16, 2003

Lactard 

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

Lactard by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

lactard 

One whose body does not produce enough lactase, who therefore relies on E. Coli for lactose digestion.

"Drink your milk! Oh, sorry, I forgot you were a lactard"

lactard by lactarded llama May 29, 2004

Lactard 

Someone who is lactose & tolerant and farting constantly.

Michael had to much ice cream and he is been a lactard!

Lactard by shtoogie123 September 5, 2016

Lactard 

Lactard; a person who is lactose intolerant and is retarded

Damn George why can’t you eat that pizza? Oh I forgot your a lactard!

Lactard by A1dan__ May 1, 2023