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Lactation

ejaculating milk from the titties. many people like to drink this milk. some even squirt it in other people's eyes.
it also makes women's titties get really huge!!!!
haha i lactated on yo face bitch! (god i love lactation)
by wtfux0rz October 7, 2007
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Lactation Station

As the word implies, a station where lactation occurs. In other words a chicks tits or nipples. Can be referred to animals breasts...
Jeez that milf has some nice lactation stations.

Fuck I want to suck them lactation stations dry!
by Lactationist May 26, 2008
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Lactation Station

When a group of family members gather around a shirtless breastfeeding woman with no shawl and clap and cheer at the sight of her breasts as she records the event
Dam dude, did you see our new neighbors making a Lactation Station last night?

We should partake in a Lactation Station!
by Free;FreeBallin May 12, 2022
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butt lactation

Having a pregnant women produce her milk into your anus directly, letting it travel up to your rectum, and pushing it back out as if you were shitting.
Guy 1: have you ever tried a butt lactation
Guy 2: no bro

Guy 3: I have its pretty fun
by darthjoey90 November 17, 2015
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Lactatious

Lily is so lactatious
by Beee_33 May 18, 2022
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lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother
Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"
by LumonBoard January 28, 2025
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Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.
Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*
by Britt k May 1, 2008
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