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Female Lapper

An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.
Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.

Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
by Buttons February 16, 2005
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fur lapper

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.
The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.
by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005
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Laperooter

An electronic item that can be utilised for study and work. Its common usage is for word processing, however, they have a multitude of other purposes, such as the creation of tables and figures for mathematic equations.
"Alright, chaps, It's time to get your laperooters out!"
"Is there a spare plug? I need to chargerooter my laperooter."
by chafeross1 September 26, 2018
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flap lapper

“Hey, that new chick in the company is kinda cute.”

“No chance dude. Have you noticed her hoop earrings, the thumb ring and collection of Indigo Girl CDs? She’s got to be a flap lapper.
by Trav October 1, 2004
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Gap lapper

Lesbian - someone who drinks from the cup that is furry
by Paz August 5, 2003
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Lapeer Highschool

This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.
“Where do you go?”
“Lapeer Highschool
Damn bro that god awful, atleast ur football team is good”
by Biiit loo December 19, 2018
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Tyler Lapierre

The greatest man in all existence. Creates and destroys worlds with the greatest of ease. Has never been with a woman without her screaming in orgasmic pleasure. The most interesting man in the world amity got Shit on Tyler Lapierre.
by livepuppetshow January 8, 2013
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